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dox - From Merriam-Webster: "Search for and publish private or identifying information about (a particular individual) on the Internet, typically with malicious intent." {Duplicate.}

e.g., "Getting doxxed by alt-right loons is a horrifying experience no one should have to endure."

submitted by HD Fowler

deciept - Deceit. Remember: i before e, except after c. Not always, but most of the time. (Why does receipt have a silent p and not deceit?) {Duplicate.} || [ED. With this entry, I'm switching to Fowler Style with respect to the use of quotation marks for words used as words: no quotation marks. Using the style of putting them in quotation marks takes too much of my precious remaining time on this mortal coil. My grammar school days when I did my very best to follow "the rules" are long behind me. As you should realize by now, I've been making up my own rules for years now: Fowler Style & Machiavellean Standards. | Not saying I'll be consistent with the change, though. I have the same excuse for that as California Senator Dianne Feinstein had the other day -- after she single-handedly released a transcript of testimony taken behind closed doors by the Senate Judiciary Committee: I have a cold and my thinking may be clouded.]

e.g., "If you mistakenly get caught in this web of deciept (an almost invisible web) you won't know about it until after you've been bilked out of at least one outlandish payment."

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snoop site - One of the many, many Internet search sites that help you track down "old friends" -- and enemies, too. You may have to pay a fee to get details such as e-mail address, snail mail address, and telephone number, but the information is out there for most people. Rest assured that someone other than an old friend is checking up on you. (No claim of originality.)

e.g., "Send me any text and I'll take that to be your way of saying, 'Don't bother me again.' I may take you off my distribution list as a result; I may not. If you don't want to hear from me again, change your e-mail address and your telephone number and don't tell me. (Even then I may track you down using one of the Internet snoop sites.)"

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que - Common misspelling for queue. I have to check myself to make sure I use the correct spelling. No doubt the day is coming when it will have the meaning a lot of people think it does. Que; is an abbreviation and the word que in Spanish means what. || Until I checked, I thought "que" had the meaning "pigtail," but it doesn't. It's now obsolete, but the 1913 Webster's defines que as "a half farthing." {Duplicate.}

e.g., "The great timing referred to was seeing 'presster' in the pseudodictionary input que, submitted by Mitchell Yerzy."

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tentative agreement - Not an agreement. Possibly an agreement, even probably an agreement -- but not an agreement.

e.g., Bill: "So we have a tentative agreement?" Ted: "Sure. I'll run it by the boss and get back to you." ... [Later, when Bill and Ted meet again.] Bill: "Well, did you run it by your boss?" Ted: "Sure did." Bill: "Well, what did he have to say?" Ted: "He said no." Bill: "What? He said no? You're kidding. We had a deal. He's backing out? WTF?" Ted: "No, he's _not_ backing out. You can't back out of a deal unless you _have_ a deal. And we never had a deal. All we had was a proposed deal -- which you chose to refer to as a "tentative agreement." You knew at the time that only my boss could make a deal. I was just being a general dogsbody for him, sparing him from the negotiating details and the time it took. That's my job. Ultimately, he rejected what we came up with -- which sort of surprised me, to tell you the truth. Guess it shouldn't have, though. That's why he's the boss and I'm working for him, not the other way around. He always makes better deals than I do. ... You do realize, don't you, that he wrote a best-selling book called _The Art of the Deal_, don't you?" Bill: "You're right. I do. Should have known better. Unfortunately for me I told my boss we had reached an agreement and would be signing on the dotted line right after this meeting. ... I'll probably end up getting fired." Ted: "Too bad. But surely you know not count your chickens before they're hatched." Bill: Yeah right. I also know that oral agreements aren't worth the paper they're written on.

submitted by HD Fowler

assinine - Hao asinine should be spelled: "complacently or inanely foolish." {Duplicate.}

e.g., "If he says anything else, you know what will be coming out of his mouth, don't you?" "Sure, another assinine remark. What else can you expect from such an ass?"

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rth - Radio Talking Head.

e.g., Laura Ingraham is my favorite RTH. I used to like Rush Limbaugh best, but listening to him eventually got old. It's the difference between a one-man show and an ensemble.

submitted by That's Mister Dinosaur to you.

golden globes - Gilded female mammary appendages.

e.g., I never was awarded Golden Globes and would rather not discuss how that might be accomplished. (I get embarrassed easily.)

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victorious secret - Donald Trump's 2016 presidential campaign.

e.g., On the morning after the 2016 U.S. presidential election, the World woke, mouth agape -- Donald Trump elected? What happened? || Hillary was expected to win. The American media covered her campaign in full detail, while Donald Trump was almost an irritant. His meetings with potential voters were rife with conflict and discord. His political theme, "Make America Great Again" was pooh-poohed as political hogwash. Trump's campaign issues were largely ignored by the Press. || Can you picture Donald Trump in skimpy lingerie, posed with a "come hither" look, like the gorgeous Victoria's Secret models on TV? I can't either! || Yet to American Rural voters, sick of politicians and fake promises, Donald Trump's messages, as overlooked by the media as they were, were especially alluring and believable. And so, to almost everyone's surprise, Donald Trump's 2016 presidential campaign became, a Victorious Secret.

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socialights - A more apt designation for the lightweights who call themselves "social scientists." Suggested by the linked article: "For students in Internet Age, no shame in copy and paste." {Duplicate.}

e.g., Wow, what a big surprise that is. Just another in a long line of examples of the decline in ethics and morals. My opinion is that it started with the so-called sexual revolution and general rebellion of the sixties -- but I'm not a social scientist. Face it: no one is a social scientist. The word scientist should be reserved for the physical and natural sciences and for those who genuinely practice the scientific method. Rather than call these folks social scientists, let's call them socialights.

submitted by HD Fowler - (www)

risk-free - We've all seen those "risk-free-shipping-charges only" deals on the Internet, right? Here's what "risk-free" means in those ads: _not_ risk free.* || Somewhere on the page inviting you to give the advertiser your credit card number to pay the shipping charges will be a link to the terms and conditions of your "risk-free trial" -- if you can find the link. Believe me, they're easy to miss. If you read the Ts&Cs, you'll find that you have only 14 days to notify the altruistic advertiser that you don't want to receive any more shipments of the product. If you don't "cancel your subscription" within the allotted time, you'll soon find another shipment in your mailbox. And you'll also find that your credit card has been billed $169.95 for next month's supply of the miracle product. It's not the efficacy of the product that's the problem, it's what you sign up for. Read the fine print: RTfFP. || Go ahead, call your credit card company to complain. The best you'll get is for the CCC to assist you in making a conference call to the supplier, a call in which you'll probably be able to succeed in stopping future shipments and being billed. You will _not_ get a refund. As far as I know, the Federal Trade Commission has no objections to this abhorrent practice. Well, I do -- and so should you. Risk-free, my ass. ||| * For instance, how can a guy pass up a virtually free sample of Garcinia Cambogia. After all, it's been touted as a weight loss miracle by Dr. Oz. Would Dr. Oz lie to us or mislead us?* I dunno. I'm not a follower of DOZ. Check the title link for more information about GC and judge for yourself whether or not it's some kind of miracle cure. Is it possible it could be worth a try for someone who needs to lose weight, say, someone with Type 2 diabetes? If you want to lose weight without changing your diet or reducing caloric intake, or increasing the amount of exercise you get, could it be worth a try? I dunno. But I'll tell you what I think: fat chance.

e.g., Did you get an e-mail from Amazon* recently? One in which you were told that if you completed a survey you'd be able to have your choice of several "rewards" for spending the time answering the questions. I did. Then I dutifully completed the survey, anxious to get to the part where I'd get something for free -- or almost free. The pot of gold at the end of the rainbow turned out to be my choice of several risk-free offers. No thank you very much. I have no desire to be separated from my hard-earned cash by paying five to twenty times as much for some product that I could easily pick up at a nearby supermarket, || * Didn't pay any attention to the URL of the site I was taken to when I clicked on the link in the e-mail. Probability that it was connected in any way with Zero.

submitted by HD Fowler - (www)

re choir - The steps needed to get back into a special singing group.

e.g., After an arduous, but successful total sex change, Richard, now Rene', sat contemplating the many nuances of her new life. She had enjoyed singing in the bass section of several local singing groups. "What would it re choir," she thought to herself with a smile, " for me to hook up again with our Bloomington Community Hallelujah Tunesmiths, but ... as a soprano?"

submitted by Charlie Lesko - (www)

meg atropolis - A large city in which all the women are called a variation of "Margaret."

e.g., I'm here in Meg atopolis and would like a date for the evening. Who should I call? Marge? Midge? Molly? Peggy? Greta? Hmmm... Shirley? No, she lives in another town.

submitted by Charlie Lesko - (www)

intruesive - The act of "butting in," but for a good cause.

e.g., "Sorry to be intruesive, Buddy, but there's a fly in your drink!"

submitted by Charlie Lesko - (www)

happynooyear - Annual occasion for great gratitude.

e.g., This is the first of my (renewed) annual celebrations of acceptance of more of my PD entries, for which I thank the editors on the occasion of their occasioning the Happynooyear. (Pardon the Noo Yawkism.)

submitted by S. Berliner, III - (www)

pseudict - Past tense of "pseudick."

e.g., Having been pseudict means not having really been screwed but only sort of screwed.

submitted by S. Berlner, III - (www)

fourgot - Losing track of four submittals/submissions in a row.

e.g., I just fourgot four more fab (natch) PD entries I meant to post.

submitted by S. Berliner, III - (www)

cardinal sin - Evil deed by a prince of the Church.

e.g., Concealing misdeeds by priests is a cardinal sin.

submitted by S. Berliner, III - (www)

foop - An all-encompassing action

e.g., She cleared her desk and all her open e-mails in one swell foop. [See also "woop" (2).]

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woop (2) - Steep gliding raptorial flight.

e.g., I live near the Middlesex Fells, just north of Boston; osprey and other raptors pass over regularly and, when they see prey, stoop rapidly to the kill in what is known locally as a Fells woop. (See also "foop.")

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kudo - (n) kudos: "Acclaim or praise for exceptional achievement. 'Kudos' is one of those words like congeries that look like plurals but are etymologically singular. ⦠But 'kudos' has often been treated as a plural, especially in the popular press.... This plural use has given rise to the singular form 'kudo." With that as prologue, 'kudo' for this entry will be a verb: to praise....

e.g., "Kush & Wizdom. It's not uncommon to see posts there with hundreds of thousands of notes -- upvotes if you will. Saw one with over 400,000, and it may well not be the one that's been kudoed the most."

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-traxi - (Or -traxy; rhymes with "taxi"; noun suffix) When appended to a noun, means "the pulling of dragging of something." Similarly to how "-tripsy" means "crushing" (lithotripsy means "crushing stone"), -traxi means "dragging (or pulling)." So lithotraxi means "dragging stone." [From Latin tractus "a pulling," from trahere "to pull, draw," from Indo-European *tragh- "to draw, drag, move."]

e.g., Barotraxi "dragging weight"; Podiatraxi "dragging [one's] feet"; Kosmotraxi "dragging the [whole] world [to the brink of disaster]"; Igrammitraxi "dragging the line" (the "i" at the beginning means "the").

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poliphane - (Rhymes with MOLLy-pain; adj.) Having the appearance of a city or town. [From Greek polis "city" + -phane "having the appearance of."]

e.g., The Burning Man festival, seen from space is highly poliphane despite its evanescence. Indeed, any pattern of repeating rectangles, especially when lit up at night, is poliphane. Minimalist poliphane scenery requires only a set of continuous building silhouette with some properly spaced lights.

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municiparous - (Rhymes with few-miss-ZIPPer-us; adj.) 1. Causing or giving rise to the establishment of cities, towns, or other settlements; 2. inviting long-term settlement: hamlets, villages, or other communities. [From municipal "of or relating to a city or town" + Latin -parous "bearing, producing."]

e.g., Historically, human migration is naturally municiparous. | Any village in a decent location is itself inherently municiparous, leading to additional settlement. | A beautiful, fertile valley, defensible and provided with river access to both the interior and the sea: it is paradigmatically municiparous.

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mashedonian potatoes - The whole genre of dried, flaked potatoes packaged in a box. No amount of butter, milk, cream or frenzied whipping can make them edible. Obviously, they're all imported from an obscure country, far from the U.S., outside our legal jurisdiction.

e.g., Thanksgiving dinner was delicious, except for the mashedonian potatoes!

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ssefuge - The opposite of refuge.

e.g., I feel like the U.S. government is making refugees settle for sefuge in their war-torn countries. {Duplicate.} {ED. Informational note. I've checked to see if the United States is legally obliged under international law or treaty to grant refugee status to those who come to the United States seeking asylum. To date, I've been unable to find any such obligation. However, even illegal aliens who seek asylum here are permitted to remain in the country _until_ their refugee claims can be verified -- _provided_ they report to US immigration authorities as soon as they entery the country to start the asylum-seeking process.}

submitted by Jedi Master

wordaholic - An individual who is obsessed with the form, shape, sound and meaning of words. A major purpose of his or her life is to carefully analyze common words and phrases, dissect and rearrange their components into new meanings, and then sit back and gloat at the results. Don't knock it until you try it!

e.g., "Yes, I do think you heard me right. I said, 'HALF A NICE DAY!' I'm a wordaholic, and that was to voice the fact that your lame, vacuous, half-hearted 'Have a nice day," after your rang up my purchase, absolutely ruined half my day!" "Wake up and join Life, you pimple-faced twit!"

submitted by Charlie Lesko - (www)

proberbly - Probably.

e.g., "You proberbly heard of the 'Bible Codes'?"

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wikabout, wikibout - (WICK-uh-bout; n.) 1. A wander through Wikipedia, jumping from hyperlink to hyperlink and thus from topic to topic all over the place; 2. a wander through the internet the same way: hyperlink to hyperlink, ranging all over the web. [From the Strine (Australian English) word "walkabout," a spontaneous, informal walking tour (based on the traditional aboriginal rite of the wilderness journey as a passage into manhood).]

e.g., I went on wikabout one day, starting by looking at a Wikipedia article "banjo." From there, I clicked on "bluegrass music," the page on which included a link to the "g-run," which linked to "shave and a haircut," which links unexpectedly to "Spanish profanity," thence to "road rage" (believe it or not), thence to "intermittent explosive disorder," to "antisocial personality disorder" the "diagnostic and statistical manual of mental health" to the "Rosenhan experiment" to "anti-psychiatry" to "falsifiability" to "fallacy" to "memory bias" to "rosy retrospection" to "declinism" to "Donald Trump" to "losing the popular vote" to "Mugwumps" (from the 1884 US presidential election) to "Thomas Nast" to "Republican Party" to "Harper's Weekly" to "Moby Dick" to "Peqauod" to "Scrimshaw" to "mammoth" ivory to "Wrangel island" to "zapovednik" to "Lake Baikal" to the "wisent" to "The Higgs-Bison---Mystery Species Hidden in Cave Art." Fascinating. I wnet on to the genome of the Tasmanian Tiger, but, you know, too much of a good thing ....

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victoria's secret - Something very confidential among two or a few people. The person who has told the secret is Victoria and that's his secret.

e.g., Did you know that James is dating Samantha? Don't tell anyone as this is a Victoria's secret.

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bubbling (bubbling) - Feeling happy.

e.g., Steve: Hey dawg, what's up? Jay: I'm bubbalin or (bubbling) mate.

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set in the future, in a very dry, hot, unspecified place, it is - Set in the future, in a very dry, hot, unspecified place, it is a post-apocalyptic world where it is everyone for themselves.

e.g., "Set in the future, in a very dry, hot, unspecified place, it is a post-apocalyptic world where it is everyone for themselves."

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propostrophe - The proposterous use of the apostrophe.

e.g., A number of official township signs affixed to pilings across the New Jersey portion of the inland waterway advising: "No Wake Area-This includes Jet Ski's." Jet Ski's *what*? (The plural, of course, would be Jet Skis. The phrase Jet Ski's would, um, be the possessive which screams for a word or words to modify it.) Sadly more than a few Americans in charge of official signage seem to have failed that most important portion of the English language.

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craptacular - It is an adjective denoting something impressively disappointing -- something spectacularly crappy. {Duplicate.}

e.g., That concert last night was nothing short of craptacular. With this craptacular hand, I think I'll fold.

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verbalocity - The speed of speech.

e.g., Listening to the lecture was difficult because the professor had very high verbalocity.

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65 roses - (n.) The heartbreakingly innocent name for "cystic fibrosis," coined by very young sufferers of the disease, the prognosis of which includes a lifespan of only about 37 years.

e.g., The resilient cheerfulness of kids with 65 roses is inspiring, but watching them play is heart-rending. | We should spend more on 65 roses research.

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stilts - (n.) 1. The body, viewed as elevated transportation for the brain. 2. One's legs.

e.g., What's important lies behind your forehead; your stilts are just stilts.

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ladygauge - (n.) Someone (usually a woman) to whom a man goes for advice in matters of appearance, activities, gifts, and the like, in order to appeal to his female friends (or to a particular female friend). The male counterpart is a "guygauge," although women don't seem to need advice about men's tastes.

e.g., He's a widower and has no sense of style, but he has a grown daughter as a ladygauge, so he generally manages to impress the ladies anyway.

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benben - benben - (n.) 1. The top stone of a pyramid (also called a pyramidion, and pyramid-shaped itself); 2. a pyramid or pyramid shape; 3. the (pointy) top of an obelisk; 4. The first pyramid. (Facetiously) 5. the first building in a particular project; 5. the first stone in a building, a cornerstone or foundation. [From the Ancient Egyptian name for the mound of earth that first arose from the primordial ocean, and which pyramids were supposed to represent.] {Duplicate.}

e.g., e.g., The professor was a famous Egyptologist. He loved ancient Egypt so much that he was buried under a benben. | I see they've laid in the new skyrise's benben; when do they begin the superstructure?

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carminamoris - carminamoris - (car-MEAN-uh-MORE-iss; n.) 1. The love-song genre; 2. love songs in general; 3. a love song. [From the Latin carmina "songs" + amoris "of love." The actual singular would technically be carmenamoris "a song of love," but the other sounds better.] {Duplicate.}

e.g., e.g., It is a curious fact that most popular songs fall within the carminamoris genre. || Famous carminamorises: "I Love You Always Forever," "I Will Always Love You," "Miserlu," "The Power of Love," "You've Lost that Lovin' Feeling," "I Just Called to Say I Love You," "Somebody to Love," "Send my Love," and "Shape of You."

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dasypygal - Having hairy buttocks. Other words with -pygal endings: steatopygal=having buttocks with an excessive amount of fat; callipygal: having beautiful buttocks. Callipygia, dasypygia, steatopygia.

e.g., Whaddayathink? Are the women accusing Senator Al Franken of taking inappropriate actions with regard to their ... buttocks, unbeknownst to the senator, dasypygal?

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behoove - "[T]o be necessary or proper for, as for moral or ethical considerations; be incumbent on: It behooves the court to weigh evidence impartially. | [T]o be worthwhile to, as for personal profit or advantage: It would behoove you to be nicer to those who could help you." | One of those words we learned when we were young that isn't used nearly enough these days. Can you think of a way to use /behoove/ in a sentence that, if taken to heart, could make the world a better place? I can. Easily.

e.g., Never paid much attention to it before, but I've noticed that most actors and actresses overact. It would behoove them to remember that their job is to act, not to overact.

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harridan - "A decayed strumpet."

e.g., You'll hardly be surprised to learn my opinion of women politicians: Many, if not most, are harridans.

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reservoir hogs - "Municipalities that stake an undue claim on a large body of drinking water." {Duplicate.} {ED. Submitted on behalf of Dawn Eden, of the linked site. From a private e-mail dated Wednesday, October 29, 2003 12:38 PM. Sent to one of my Internet nom de plumes, one of many. (Erle W Machiavellean}

e.g., Which state do you think has the most reservoir hogs?

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benben - (n.) 1. The top stone of a pyramid (also called a pyramidion, and pyramid-shaped itself); 2. a pyramid or pyramid shape; 3. the (pointy) top of an obelisk; 4. tThe first pyramid (facetiously) 5. the first building in a particular project; 5. the first stone in a building, a cornerstone or foundation. [From the Ancinet Egyptian name for the mound of earth that first arose from the primordial ocean, and which pyramids were supposed to represent.]

e.g., The professor was a famous Egyptologist. He loved ancient Egypt so much that he was buried under a benben. | I see they've laid in the new skyrise's benben; when do they begin the superstructure?

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carminamoris - (car-MEAN-uh-MORE-iss; n.) 1. The long-song genre; 2. love songs in general; 3. a love song. [From the Latin carmina "songs" + amoris "of love." The actual singular would technically be carmenamoris "a song of love," but the other sounds better.]

e.g., It is a curious fact that most popular songs fall within the carminamoris genre. || Famous carminamorises: "I Love You Always Forever," "I Will Always Love You," "Miserlu," "The Power of Love," "You've Lost that Lovin' Feeling," "I Just Called to Say I Love You," "Somebody to Love," "Send my Love," and "Shape of You."

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lois - (n.) 1. A character in a superhero story who, despite its being obvious, somehow doesn't realize that Clark Kent is Superman, that Diana Prince is Wonder Woman, that Britt Reid is the Green Hornet, that Peter Parker is Spiderman, that Selina Kyle is Catwoman, or that Marinette Dupain-Cheng is the Ladybug; 2. someone so "galactically stupid" (in the words of "Lois and Clark") that they can't see something right in front of them. (adj.) 3. of or pertaining to an astonishing obliviousness (or willful ignorance) of the painfully obvious; 4. unbelievably obtuse or galactically stupid. [From Lois Lane, Superman's girlfriend, Pulitzer-Prize-winning journalist and oblivious bonehead.]

e.g., Batman can't tell that Barbara Gordon is Batgirl. He is such a lois. || "When did the War of 1812 begin?!" "Seriously? You are such a lois."

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egad itarialism - The principle of being shocked and angry by the actions certain individuals, who are considered "equal" and are considered to deserve equal opportunity, are capable of doing.

e.g., Want to get "fired up" with the principle of Egad itarialism? Just watch the political news on CNN for a week!

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incel - Someone who wishes she were in a romantic relationship but whose romantic overtures are usually unreciprocated.

e.g., She tried to put herself out there but she nonetheless remains an incel

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deogeny - The source, development, and ontological history of the One God. (Contrasted with "theogeny," the history of the gods in general.)

e.g., Rabbi Weinbaum and Bishop Muniz were able to agree on several points regarding the issue of deogeny, but not regarding messianic issues.

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claus trophobic - A seasonal psychological condition, beginning each November, when a "Santa Claus," a giver of Christmas gifts, begins growing increasingly anxious about this year's decisions.

e.g., Drill Sargeant's roll call: | | Sarge: "Brown." | Brown: "Present." || Sarge: "Caldwell." | Caldwell: "Present." || Sarge: "Harpur." | Harpur: "Present." || Sarge: "Lesko." Lesko: "DON'T BUG ME!!! "DON'T BUG ME!!! | I'm claus trophobic!

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blabbocrat - Politician.

e.g., "'We have to find out what happened'? They STILL can't figure it out?! The thought that the lives of millions are in the hands of self-righteous blabbocrats, like De Blasio, who live in uber-protected ivory towers, fills me with impotent rage."

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trumper - Trumper refers to people who support a Trump, especially PresidentTrump. Similar to a birther, or person who believes Obama is not a citizen because of his birthplace. {ED. Please note the guidelines to the right of the submittal boxes and below them. Political "epithets" tend to be hateful, accounting for why so few of them have been accepted as entries. This submittal is being approved only because it gives us an opportunity to note a (little known?) fact about immigration laws in place in 1961, the year Barack Obama was born. | The immigration law in effect then was the McCarran-Walter Act, which had become effective December 24, 1952. Under MCWA, obama's mother was unable to pass along her American citizenship to him. The only way obama could be a natural born citizen would be if he was born in the United States or one of its territories. That appears to be the case, notwithstanding "the controversial birth certificate," whose autenticity continues to be challenged by some on the far right. That's surely going to be the case until hell freezes over, given their political stance: "I'm not listening. I know everything. I'm always right." Their hardheadedness is matched by those on the far left, whose political stance is exactly the same: "I'm not listening. I know everything. I'm always right." | Both ends of the political spectrum are also well-matched in a corollary to their basic stance: "Facts be damned. I know what I know. Regardless of what I see with my lyin' eyes and hear with my lyin' ears, I know what I know. No matter what you say or do ... I. Will. Not. Change. My. Mind."} | {Duplicate.} [To be invisibled when the back-end is once again working.] ~Lillith}

e.g., Be careful, Uncke John is a real Trumper. Keep it light around him.

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alot - A lot. Something I've seen alot. Enough that it deserves recognition as a paeudo-word. (Turns out there's already an entry, by Herb Riede.) {Duplicate.}

e.g., "Being from Texas I have grown up eating really good Tex Mex, which I talk ALOT about on this blog. However, being from the Gulf coast region of Texas, I have also had my share of really good seafood."

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spintellectual - Someone who self proclaims to be an intellectual and act like one.

e.g., Spintellectuals always defeat their case in a debate for lack of credibility.

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deliver - To remove someone's liver.

e.g., Prometheus was delivered by an eagle

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tome - Verb -- to turn a short written piece into a tome.

e.g., Too short -- pretty much the equivalent of a text message. Except that it didn't result in persistently tapping you on the shoulder until you acknowledged receipt of ... my urgent and important missive. Need to tome this. | I'm tired of repeating that HD has a tendency to turn everything into a tome. From now on, I'm just going to say, "HD tomes everything."

submitted by Lillith

sibs - Siblings: brothers and sisters ... and whatnot.

e.g., "That's a great story. My father was Army Air Corps as well and this could have been a story about his shenanigans. Coincidentally, I have about a hundred letters my father wrote to my mother during their war-interrupted courtship while he was in the AO. My project next month is to digitally scan in the letters so that copies can be made for all my sibs. It is interesting to note how preserving one's legacy is so tied to technology. I couldn't force feed a 35mm slide show to my kids to teach them about their parents and grandparents but if it is on a DVD, then it is all together a different, albeit friendly medium they can relate to." (Private correspondence, 12/28/2006.) ::: And now DVDs are mostly out-of-date and old hat. (It won't show up, but the example was written by a two-spaces-after-a-period guy.)

submitted by ["Stoney" Jackson"] - (www)

ucerpt - Usurp.

e.g., "But Bob Corker and the swamp flipped that on its head, ucerpting the law|constitution."

submitted by Miss Speller

miked - To be fitted with a microphone.

e.g., "Apparently, the musicians don't know how to follow the piano instruction piano. Even with the performers miked, they were still overwhelmed much of the time by the orchestra."

submitted by HD Fowler

nonobscene - Not obscene.

e.g., Almost all of the entries in the pseudodictionary are nonobscene.

submitted by HD Fowler - (www)

kangatarian - "Someone who chooses not to eat fish or meat except the meat from a kangaroo." | "In early 2010 a number of Antipodean media sources reported that Australia was witnessing the emergence of a new brand of vegetarianism in which people limit their diet to vegetables and kangaroo meat. For those vegetarians who reject meat for ethical and environmental reasons, but do not dislike its taste, it seems that kangatarianism is the answer." {Duplicate.}

e.g., "Vine's kangatarian lifestyle choice has rubbed off on her friends, with many of them now eating kangaroo regularly."

submitted by HD Fowler - (www)

smickissen - A term referring to one that is endearingly mischievious.

e.g., As her son ate the last three cookies, she said, "Oh you're such a little smickissen!"

submitted by Tricia Reeves - (www)

selfie - Verb -- to take a picture of oneself. Just another instance of turning a noun into a verb.

e.g., Both of you text, so maybe you selfie, too. I don't do either.

submitted by Lillith

murder board - From Wikipedia: "A murder board, also known as a 'scrub-down,' is a committee of questioners set up to critically review a proposal and/or help someone prepare for a difficult oral examination. The term originated in the U.S. military, specifically from the Pentagon, but is also used in academic and government appointment contexts." | "... a murder board is a small group of people who take the role of the meanest, smartest questioners you could face in this situation." |

e.g., "I am not sure how many of us actually can take a purely negative, cut-throat, hard to digest, realistic hard hitting feedback on our work, ideas, personality and life. Believe it or not this is the very theme of any Murder Board. But the objective is very noble and it is to bring out the best in you. The only expectation is you do not crumble under pressure to the direct questions and hard approach this methodology takes." | From William Safire's "On Language" Column, published: October 11, 1987: "Murder board is Pentagonese, though some say the phrase originated in the interrogation methods used by intelligence analysts seeking to establish a defector's bona fides. The original meaning was 'rigorous examination of a proposed program,' more specifically and less bureaucratically, 'a group charged with the responsibility to slam a candidate or proposer of an idea up against the wall with tough questioning.'" | I thought I was flying high until my murder board inqu'sitors grilled me until I melted. Those SOBs put me through the wringer and set my project back six months. Six months of hundred-hour weeks that I'll never get back. | "The nominee has had two "murder board" sessions, panels to grill him to prepare for questions from skeptical -- and hostile -- senators. A source close to the confirmation process said Hagel may squeeze in a third "murder board" session before Thursday."

submitted by HD Fowler - (www)

murder board - murder board

e.g., murder board

submitted by murder board

lewinsky - This one doesn't meet our pd criteria for accepting, but it's worth reserving a spot in our lexicon to remind us of how low the lowjinks in the Oval Office can get. The word commemorates "an American political sex scandal that involved 49-year-old President Bill Clinton and 22-year-old White House intern Monica Lewinsky."

e.g., She gives a damn mean lewinsky, too.

submitted by Ben Worthlessburger - (www)

epicaricacy - "(EP-i-kar-ik-i-see) -- taking pleasure in other's misfortune; Schadenfreude."

e.g., "I felt a strong sense of epicaricacy listening to the Titans fans boo Chris Johnson."

submitted by HD Fowler - (www)

scrag - Used to describe a woman having a scrawny neck or a wrinkled face, or one who is ugly or has a bad temperament.

e.g., The teacher dressed provocatively, but sadly she was a real scrag.

submitted by Donald Bethune - (www)

catapedaphobia - A fear of jumping.

e.g., "Unless you suffer from catapedaphobia, won't you join me on the other side?"

submitted by HD Fowler

beltanic - (bel-TAN-ick; adj.) 1. Of or pertaining to May 1st (the Gaelic festival of Beltaine, also spelled "Beltane"); anciently, the beginning of summer and the date the farmers took their cattle out to summer pasture); 2. of or pertaining to early summer or, more generally, all of summer. [From "Beltane" + adjectival "-ic."]

e.g., Mayday festivals are the paradigmatic beltanic celebrations.

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth - (www)

lunasal - (LOO-nuss-all; adj.) Of or pertaining to August or late summer, named for the Celtic holiday Lughnasadh, which falls on August 1st (they tell me). Lunasal doesn't have anything to do with the moon or noses.

e.g., Lots of people like taking lunasal holidays, to take advantage of their kids' last school-free days ... at least, they did before all the schools started running all year round.

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth - (www)

imolgic - (ih-MOLE-jick; adj.) 1. Of or pertaining to Imbolc (pronounced i-molg), the Gaelic festival of spring, usually celebrated on February 1st (the Celts saw spring as running from the beginning from February through the beginning of summer on Beltaine at the beginning of May); 2. of or pertaining to early spring.

e.g., The first imolgic festival is groundhog day, on February 2nd.

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth - (www)

autumnox - (aw-TUM-null; n.) The autumnal equinox, falling on or about September 22nd in the northern hemisphere. [From AUTUMN-al + equi-NOX.]

e.g., Nathan Hale, the Revolutionary American patriot, was hanged by the British general William Howe on the Autumnox back in 1776.

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth - (www)

vernox - (Rhymes with FUR-knocks; n.) The vernal equinox, falling on or around March 21 ±1 day. [From VERN-al + equin-OX.]

e.g., In North America, the Vernox is considered the beginning of spring.

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth - (www)

estivice - (ESS-tiv-iss; n.) The summer solstice, aka the estival solstice. From the Latin aestival "of or pertaining to summer" + solstice (sol "sun" + "sisto "stand still) => ESTIV-al + solst-ICE.]

e.g., In Seattle, daylight lasts sixteen hours on the Estivice (northern hemisphere), but it lasts only eight hours in Tierra del Fuego that day.

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth - (www)

hibernice - (HIGH-burn-iss or high-BURN-iss; n.) Another name for the winter solstice, also known as the hibernal solstice (from Latin hibernus "of winter" and solstice sol "sun" + sisto "stand still"). [From HIBERN-al + solst-ICE.]

e.g., The hibernice falls on Thursday, December 21st this year [2017].

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth - (www)

sawinal - (Pronounced SA-win-all; adj.) 1. Of or pertaining to Halloween or the weeks preceding it (i.e., the Halloween buildup); 2. of or pertaining to the weeks preceding and following the beginning of November (approximately October 8 through November 21). [From the Gaelic "Samhain" (pronounced sa-win), meaning "assembly," after the ancient Irish royal assembly (probably), + the adjectival suffix -al.]

e.g., "Her sawinal semblance was Uxor-Frankenstein." "What?" "She dressed as the Bride of Frankenstein, except that her hair's too light, so the dye doesn't work very well."

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth - (www)

git ghost - "To behave discreetly, 'keep a low profile.' An item of black street-talk that was included in so-called Ebonics, recognised as a legitimate language variety by school officials in Oakland, California, in late 1996.]

e.g., "Git ghost, comrade, git ghost" -- something you're unlikely to hear from modern-day far left protesters.

submitted by [Tony Thorne]

trumpidatious - Apprehensive or nervous about the daily activities of Donald Trump.

e.g., As I reached for the TV remote for the first time that morning, I was feeling not just a little Trumpidatious.

submitted by Kenneth Wadsworth - (www)

political "comp"romise - In politics, a \"comp,\" i.e. some form of unrecorded compensation, is given to a politician, in exchange for an agreement to change his or her vote on an issue.

e.g., Many conflicts are resolved in the quiet \'back rooms\' of State, with a political "comp\"romise, a handshake, and a knowing look.

submitted by Charlie Lesko - (www)

compte-de-poulets - (Rhymes with STOMPED-to-goo-LAY; n.) Usually rendered \"COM-du-poo-LAY\" (French for \"chicken tally,\" that is, \"a count of chickens\"), something a person plans on or expects, based, however, upon unlikely or dubious receipt of funds.

e.g., Buying a car based on a lucky feeling about a lottery ticket is a very definite compte-de-poulets.

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth - (www)

hobo joe - noun 1. One who is disheveled or unkempt in appearance. 2. One who does things haphazardly. adj. 1. DISHEVELED

e.g., Looking at her brother, who had a wrinkled shirt and stained pants, she said "You look so hobo joe."

submitted by Trisha Reeves - (www)

pizutz - Having the courage to do anything you wish without any trepidation.

e.g., You gave me the pizutz to go out there and apply for that job.

submitted by Trisha Reeves - (www)

am-bivalve-nt (source word, "ambivalent") - A current period of indecision as to which soup to choose, either Manhattan, or New England, clam chowder, for lunch.

e.g., "Hmmm. I can't make up my mind. Manhattan clam chowder's spices and ingredients bring a nice acidic 'snap' to it, while New England clam chowder has a delicious mellow, creamy richness. If I ordered a cup of each, it would solve my dilemma of being am-bivalve-nt."

submitted by Charlie Lesko - (www)

cartelefe - (kar-tell-EFF-ay; n.) The head ("jefe") of a drug cartel. [From cartel + jefe Spanish for "chief."]

e.g., Angel Gutierrez is a cartelefe on Interpol's most wanted list. He's been running coca for decades.

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth - (www)

cartelio - (kar-TAY-lee-oh; n.) An employee or agent of a drug cartel, especially one of the higher ups.

e.g., Luis was a pathetic little dealer on Philly street corners, but he had dreams of moving up and becoming a cartelio---of course, all he managed to do was get in the way, so he's our guest in autopsy today.

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth - (www)

squat - "British: a house where people live without permission and without paying the owner."

e.g., "Where do you live?" "In a squat around the corner, 221B Baker Street."

submitted by HD Fowler - (www)

opinionata - Opinion, apparently.

e.g., "'It is a small, uh, opinionata [sic] that is getting blown thoroughly out of proportion,' Lark told Entertainment Tonight in November 2012. 'I have no stating reasons why anyone should worry about me. I mean, clearly I am a very strong, top-of-the-line, always-rising-to-it personage.' Um. If you say so."

submitted by [Lark Voorhies] - (www)

arkancide - Homicide, Arkansas style. Also used as a verb: to murder, Arkansas style.

e.g., "Hopefully this blows over before then, but they will still bus agitators in, or arkancide him."

submitted by HD Fowler - (www)

spewdodictionary - Unlike the pseudodictionary, the spewdodictioary is a blog reserved for rants. | In the hidden text at "two spaces after periods," I made a ytpo: "speudo--" instead of "pseudo--" as I keyed in "pseudodictionary." Within a few hours, there will be either a new blog or a new website: Spewdodictionary. I'll restrict what I upload to the site to rants. {Duplicate.}

e.g., I've been neglecting the Spewdodictionary for entirely too long now.

submitted by HD Fowler - (www)

cahoonies - Cojones: testicles.

e.g., "Cahoonies"? I like it. I'll put that spelling in my personal dictionary. | You lack the cahoonies to challenge Loretta on the ... matter.

submitted by HD Fowler

taxicab numbers - "The number 1729 is known as the Hardy Ramanujan number after a famous visit by Hardy to see Ramanujan at a hospital. In Hardy's words: 'I remember once going to see him when he was ill at Putney. I had ridden in taxi cab number 1729 and remarked that the number seemed to me rather a dull one, and that I hoped it was not an unfavorable omen. 'No,' he replied, 'it is a very interesting number; it is the smallest number expressible as the sum of two cubes in two different ways.' | "Immediately before this anecdote, Hardy quoted Littlewood as saying, 'Every positive integer was one of [Ramanujan's] personal friends.' | "The two different ways are 1729 = 13 + 123 = 93 + 103. | "Generalizations of this idea have created the notion of "taxicab numbers".

e.g., "Are those the only taxicab numbers you know, HD?" "Yes, they are. The first time I ever heard them spoken of was in the movie _The Man Who Knew Infinity_. I read the book several years ago, not too long after it came out, but I don't remember seeing the term in the book."

submitted by HD Fowler

trumplicate - To make something worse by association with Donald Trump.

e.g., The situation with North Korea has become trumplicated of late.

submitted by Dayna - (www)

grammatical angst - The discomfort experienced by language teachers when student confront them with a grammatical question they can't answer. Same as grammatical anxiety.

e.g., My French teacher had to leave the classroom in a fit of grammatical angst today when a smart aleck in the front row asked him something he couldn't answer.

submitted by Robin Nilsson - (www)

uselessability - The exact opposite of usability, often used when discussing the usability, or extreme lack of, usability in the interfaces to computer systems, web-services, etc.

e.g., The uselessability of this interface is simply unbelievable.

submitted by Robin Nilsson - (www)

bench - To be on the bench in someone's love life is analagous to being on the bench in sports -- you seldom if ever get to be in the big game.

e.g., "The love specialists suggested that people who believe they are being benched should instigate a meet up and if the person fails to turn up, it is a sign they are not worth your time."

submitted by HD Fowler - (www)

caucasophobia - Fear of Caucasians.

e.g., "He's incompetent by our standards, but not within the context of a course or department with no standards other than those governing the ability to intellectualize caucasophobia."

submitted by HD Fowler

listicle - A real word: "an article consisting of a series of items presented as a list."

e.g., "You guys, it happened: The government wrote a listicle, and I couldn't be prouder. Well technically The National Film Registry, which is part of the Library of Congress, released their annual list of 25 notable films. Every year, they name 25 films that are 'culturally, historically or aesthetically' important to see. The only rule is a movie must be at least 10 years old."

submitted by HD Fowler - (www)

toemometer - Pronounced "toe mom' ett er" and rhymes with thermometer for good reason. Some people are equipped with a toemometer, located in the big toe (and possibly other toes). Toemometers are used to check the water temperature in large bodies of water, such as swimming pools or lakes, while deciding if one should dive in. A variation of this gift is the "moomometer," located on some people's inside wrist, often used to check the proper temperature of bottled milk before serving to a baby.

e.g., To explain toemometers, consider this example. Joe dipped his toemometer into the swimming pool, then turned to his dad and said, "The water's fine, let's go swimming."

submitted by David Manning - (www)

mug puddle - The water captured on the bottoms of inverted cups located on the top shelf of the dishwasher, used to indicate the dish washing cycle is complete.

e.g., Pearl asked, "Hey, are the dishes clean in the dishwasher?" Earl answered, "I don't know. Are there any mug puddles on the coffee cups? If so, the dishes are clean."

submitted by David Manning - (www)

scrinch - To squeeze the eyes, purse the lips, and pinch the nose when upset about something.

e.g., He scrinched his face in response to being disturbed by his sister.

submitted by William Meisheid - (www)

monicker - Moniker. I've misspelled the word many time, including doing that in a pd entry. {Duplicate.}

e.g., "I expected the moniker PseudoMod to draw attention from a moderator when I picked it, particularly if I ever used it -- which I have not. If I had had any intention of indulging in the sort of 'nasty mischief' you have in mind, I would not have signed up for the account using my regular IP Address. I could easily have signed up and logged in from some other location, even from another country."

submitted by Miss Speller

beaver-dam - To try to keep a woman from having sex.

e.g., "Are you trying to beaver-dam me?"

submitted by HD Fowler

ceil - Verb: to install a ceiling.

e.g., I have worn full suits, including hat and shoes, that were all made at home. The first lumber ever in this section was used to ceil dwellings overhead. It was cut by hand by placing the log on a scaffold. One man stood on top of the log and one underneath and they sawed the planks by using a rip-saw. We made most all articles we needed. I can remember when all the nails we got were hammered out one at a time in the blacksmith shop.

submitted by [Z. T. WASSON, Eula, Ark., June 5, 1915]

pique culiar attitude - An approach to Life by permanently pissed-off people.

e.g., You've met them -- those unsmiling individuals with chips on their shoulders so large they find it difficult yo walk through the door. There isn't one thing, situation, or other person, that they won't find irritating. Don't bother smiling or nodding as you pass by. They never respond. Just ignore the pique culiar attitude.

submitted by Charlie Lesko - (www)

fecterated - Corrupt, bastardized, or deviant.

e.g., My fecterated boss was caught selling drugs out the back door at work.

submitted by aspric - (www)

giocotroni - (joe-co-TRO-nee; n.) Game of thrones, either (1) the political theory, (2) the series of books by George R.R. Martin, or (3) the teleplays of the same name. [From the Italian gioco "game" + troni "thrones."]

e.g., Realpolitik is known these days as the giocotroni. Martin's work has had a worldwide and powerful effect. | Some politicians simply aren't sufficiently hard-hearted to play the giocotroni successfully. | I've not read Martin's Game of Thrones, so I can't really venture an opinion, but I cordially detest the real giocotroni: politics sicken me.

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth - (www)

bichado - (bee-CHA-doe (also bichada (feminine)); adj.) Bugged; i.e., 1. attached to a listening device or 'infected by' a listening device or devices; 2. affected by programming bugs in need of 'debugging'; 3. affected by technological flaws and in need of repair; and (literally) 4. infested by insects. [From Spanish bicho "bug" + past participle ending -ado/a "-ed", literally "bugged."]

e.g., "Don't say anything! The room is bichado!" | "Is the program running?" "Nah, it's bichado." | "This house is falling down: it's bichado with termites."

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth - (www)

chabob - (chuh-BOB; n.) A rather silly slang term for the female breast, usually plural "chabobs" (since they are normally found in pairs in nature). [I've no idea where the word comes from, but I've heard it used this way (usually humorously) since the early '60s.]

e.g., It doesn't seem to matter that she's only a mediocre actress: she's got a beautiful set of chabobs. | "Did they take your money?" "No, I keep most of my money in my bra. They pick pockets; they don't pick chabobs."

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth - (www)

cheeseycake - Cheesecake featuring male models.

e.g., Little did I know that I'd turn up so much cheeseycake when I turned Google Images loose to download pinups.

submitted by Lillith - (www)

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