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in-possible - More impossible than impossible. Far beyond the realm of possibility.

e.g., My roommate asked to borrow $500 and my new car so he could take my sister to Vegas for the weekend. Inpossible.

submitted by AndyS

in. - In. = inch ("uncia" - one) - the length of the end joint on a Roman emperor's thumb. 1/12th the length of his foot ("ft.", q.v., and see also "ga.") -- as ludicrous as this may seem, it is also true.

e.g., He wanted to be measured by the ft. but he only extended to the in.

submitted by S. Berliner, III - (www)

ina - I would like to.

e.g., Ina take a walk.

submitted by Echowolf Fenris

inabit - Short for "I will see you in a bit (of time)." Usually used as the very last word spoken when parting company.

e.g., Bert: "See you later." Ernie: "Inabit."

submitted by AceSnypa

inacceptable - Pronounced with the accent on the second syllable instead of the third. Unacceptable. Now considered a misspelling -- "It's not acceptable as an everyday variant of 'unacceptable.'" -- it was once used regularly in foreign policy, international relations, psychology, and science. Merriam-Webster: "This word doesn't usually appear in our free dictionary, but the definition from our premium Unabridged Dictionary is offered here on a limited basis. Note that some information is displayed differently in the Unabridged."    Oxford English Dictionary  Definition : Not acceptable, unacceptable.  Quotations : 1878 LECKY Eng. 18th C. II. viii. 445 The French made propositions of peace, but they appeared utterly inacceptable. 1908 Westm. Gaz. 22 Oct. 7/1 The Turkish Foreign Minister replied that the proposal was inacceptable. 1934 A. S. C. ROSS in Neuphilol. Mitt. XXXV. 129 The perpetuation of a Victorian prudishness (inacceptable in philology beyond all other subjects). 1938 E. BEVAN Symbolism & Belief v. 108, I am in the company of others who find Professor Alexander's philosophy in this respect inacceptable. 1970 H. BRAUN Parish Churches xii. 160 Such dreariness being inacceptable to the parish churchman..Gothic forms began..to represent the appropriate Anglican architecture.

e.g., “JPEG, the de-facto standard for image compression, while still one of the fastest methods available, has one major drawback: it compresses lossy, in other words, whenever the image is saved, some fidelity is lost. For situations where multiple load/save cycles are to be expected, for example in photo manipulation applications, this is inacceptable.” | “We should stabilize the East and establish peace upon a basis not inacceptable [sic] to the Chinese themselves. We should increase our own prestige. Strengthen the hands of the free powers. Quench fascism. Spread the gospel of peace and. . . .” | “It is associated with a kind of logic of which I am the enemy; it entangles me in metaphysical paradoxes that are inacceptable, etc., etc.” | “This detestable evil will intrude in all great inacceptable obedience through Jesus Christ.” | “It is inacceptable! Why was it inacceptable? What did this formula of Sazonof contain which could be inacceptable for Austria? Was it, by any chance, the recognition of the fact that the Austro-Serbian question had assumed the character of a. . . .” | “In view of the above, the representatives of the friendly Powers agreed with me in thinking that the note would impose very difficult terms on Serbia, but that there would be no inacceptable demands.” | “The inacceptable thought or wish is forced out of consciousness into the unconscious, ‘repressed’ as Freud calls this . . . Now this inacceptable thought or wish, which has been split off from the main body of consciousness, does not lose its. . . .” | “It is evident that this is impossible; this illustration, which is entirely within the realm of possibility in every war, shows by the evidence that the provisions of Articles 3 and 5 are inacceptable from the military point of view.” | “At present Austria considered only the extension and the occupation of Bulgaria as inacceptable to herself. This she could have carried through alone by an ultimatum to Russia, or eventually in a Conference of three.” | “But to Japan, which has been denied recognition, in the covenant, of racial equality, it is inacceptable. . . . Can it be possible that a covenant privately considered, privately arrived at, inacceptable to some of the Allied nations, will be forced upon. . . .” | “Hriit’s hostility to Hrolfr made her inacceptable (to a Danish audience) as a heroine. The poets had to neglect her, and though as a result of this neglect her original hostility came to be forgotten, it was then too late to incorporate her into the. . . .” | “I became acquainted with the fundamental works of Lamarck, Spencer, and Darwin, and was able to taste the fruitful and elegant, though often inacceptable or exaggerated bio- genetic hypotheses of Haeckel, the spirited professor of Jena.” | “. . . their numerical inferiority rendered the task of abolishing the system easier ; pointing, as it did, to the obvious inference that the employment of slaves appeared not only inacceptable, but unnecessary, in the eyes of the bulk of the population.” | “All around us artists, who today are annihilated by oblivion, were living handsomely on the adaption and mediocritization of Dalinian ideas. If Dali, the authentic king, was inacceptable and unassimilable, like a too violently seasoned food. . . .” | “Such a view of the nature of the differential, although possessing heuristic value in the application of the calculus to problems in science, has been judged inacceptable in mathematics because no satisfactory definition has as yet been framed. . . .” | “. . . out that Point 6 was not new either; the argument that the USSR proposals had been considered and rejected carried no conviction, for the same was true of the U.K. text, the contents of which were known to be inacceptable to the USSR.” | “They are inacceptable for Germany, Austria and Turkey. The history of the German peace . . . Volkszeitung writes Wilson’s program conforms in the main to Lloyd George’s and is equally inacceptable for us. Wilson demands even more boldly. . . .” | “‘Inacceptable?’ Rudolf Adlon bent forward threateningly. ‘Inacceptable! You fool! The Si -Fan! I have had more than enough of this nonsense! My time is too valuable to be wasted upon Chinese conjurers. Let this farce end or I shall be. . . .’” | “We were the first to declare that the Bolshevist terms to Poland were inacceptable. But to reject them on the ground of counter-demands equally inacceptable to every Russian is very poor diplomacy indeed. We do not wish to say that Polish. . . .” | “A socially acceptable symptom is then ennobled by the label ‘sublimation,’ while the socially inacceptable symptom is called ‘neurosis.’ I have stated in my aforementioned paper that when the psychotherapist enables the patient to. . . .” | “Table 5.3 also shows that inacceptable spellings of vowels were produced, but the number was very small. In only five spellings was the vowel grapheme omitted. With one exception, it was the e before the l that was omitted (e.g., schnll for. . . .” | “Psychoanalysts have theorized that work is a socially approved means for sublimation of the aggressive instincts and that when work is not available the individual suffers from anxiety aroused by the pressure of inacceptable impulses (cf. . . .” | “Speaking after a meeting Monday with government and UNITA officials, Beye said such violations of the year-old cease-fire were ‘inacceptable’ and came ‘at exactly the most inappropriate moment of the peace process.’” » ANC Daily News Briefing | “Beye labeled it ‘inacceptable’ and said it came ‘at exactly the most inappropriate moment of the peace process.” » ANC Daily News Briefing | “Champion sleeper suddenly finds bedtime inacceptable and that 4: 45am is a good time to wake up.” » Praise The Sleep Gods And Pass The Cookies » Her Bad Mother | “What is inacceptable is government controlling women as if they are chattel, and not allowing them to have complete control of their bodies.” » Think Progress » Kansas lawmaker compares rape to auto theft. | “It’s the association between being gay and being a pedophile that’s inacceptable,’ said Patane.” » The Huffington Post: Italy Debates If Calling Someone Gay Is An Insult | “Since this does not allow for territorial contiguity of the future Palestinian State, it will be inacceptable for the Palestinians and the international community.” » The Huffington Post: Carlo Strenger: Why Israel is Moving to the Right | “We will dig out the babies that sprout in inacceptable places, and maybe even resort to the *gasp* hoe.” » Hellebore Experiment-The Results » Fairegarden | “We have months in which we could witness his inacceptable political stance, we will have years to see it unfold.” » Coyote Blog » Blog Archive » Good Stuff From Obama | “‘To go say in Africa that condoms increase the danger of AIDS is, first of all an untruth and it is inacceptable for the African people and for everyone else,’ he continued.” » Archive 2009-03-01 | “Among the 2 papers to review, one is already known to be inacceptable or acceptable, and one is not.” » Reviews Should be Published |

submitted by Miss Speller - (www)

inadaksen - (rhymes with "line a lock sen"; negative) 1. "No! No! A thousand times NO!" 2. "Never! Never!" 3. "In your dreams." [from the German einundachtzig "eighty one" (horribly mispronounced and -spelled). The reason for this usage appears to be that 81 is 9x9, and the word "nine" in English sounds the same as the word "no" in German: "nein." Hence, 81 means NO times NO.]

e.g., "Tell me where the radio is hidden!" "Nein! Nein!" "For the last time: where is the radio?!---tell me, or face the Gestapo's legendary hospitality!" "Inadaksen!"

submitted by Scott M.Ellsworth

inamo - To tell someone that you will just be a moment.

e.g., I'll be with you INAMO.

submitted by Ali Goodacre

inanemotion - Having feelings for or believing an inatimate object has feelings.

e.g., His inanemotion shows when he feels sorry for his old shirt, for not wearing it.

submitted by Trevor

inantimate - Getting intimate with an inanimate object.

e.g., When John saw the postman, his excitement returned. He was thinking of the date he ordered and was really looking forward to an inantimate evening with "Barbara."

submitted by ash simmonds

inapped - Of a person who's unable to sleep during daylight hours.

e.g., I tried to get little Johnny to sleep after recess, but he's inapped.

submitted by Mitchel Yerzy - (www)

inaquedation - Blank state of mind; to drift off unknowingly; state of emptiness or nothingness; no emotions, thoughts or feelings; to pause thinking, going blank.

e.g., The deceased are permanently inaquedated.

submitted by Davanie rodrigo

inattention span - The measure of how long one can go in an IM without the other person saying anything and without saying anything oneself.

e.g., You haven't said anything for sixteen minutes. My inattention span just ran out.

submitted by 216

inauguralation - Misspeak between "inauguration" and "inaugural."

e.g., No doubt the President invited everyone from his Arkansas cabinet to his inauguralation.

submitted by Lisa

inavitago - Place worse than hell but a prettier place than oblivian.

e.g., I used my power to send him to Inavitago.

submitted by Donovan Duran

inbelievable - However uncredible (which see) that is, I believe that.

e.g., Did you see the inbelievable way that "Shogun Chef" sliced them vittles whilst they were flyin' through the air? An' then, ta beat all, they landed in that sizzlin' skillet.

submitted by steve zihlavsky

inbikinious - adjective describing an attractive male or female clad in a skimpy bathing suit.

e.g., The models in the pin-up calendar were inbikinious.

submitted by The

inboobtubated - The state of being inextricably linked to one's television set (boob tube) to the exclusion of all else; analagous to the emergency-medical necessity of having a plastic tube inserted in one's throat (being intubated) as the only possible way for the patient to remain breathing.

e.g., I was so completely inboobtubated this morning that I didn't hear the antique grand piano as it fell through the living room floor into the cellar, totalling our internationally renowned wine collection.

submitted by Blake Burba

incagulous - Unbearable or awful beyond belief. Can also mean incredibly stupid or lame.

e.g., A 42-page writing assignment? That's incagulous.

submitted by Rachel

incandescant - The state of being unable to shine in the performance of any activity -- i.e., burnt out.

e.g., Gretchen had planned to go to a party Friday evening, but after four hours of exams she was incandescant.

submitted by Charlie Lesko

incangestion - Swallowing one or more lightbulbs for the purpose of illuminating a stray piece of fear or pain that one has accidentally eaten.

e.g., For relief of Ralph's paranoia his psychiatrist prescribed a course of incangestion.

submitted by Bryn Kanar - (www)

incapability - A needlessly longer version of the word inability.

e.g., "Are you finally admitting to an incapability to comprehend reasoned discussion?"

submitted by HD Fowler

incarsarfarfolous - A fungus that grows betweem one's index toe and an adjoining appendage.

e.g., It appears I have Incarsarfarfolous between my index toe and my heel. It itches terribly.. What a pain. I might require the customary medical treatment, a bath in rootbeer. I can only hope that it adresses my current situation.

submitted by Charlie

incel - Someone who wishes she were in a romantic relationship but whose romantic overtures are usually unreciprocated.

e.g., She tried to put herself out there but she nonetheless remains an incel

submitted by Bill

incentivate - To forcibly motivate someone, frequently done with a blunt object.

e.g., They don't want to wrok, eh? Well this (branshies a cattleprod) will incentivate them.

submitted by Sam

incentivize - To give a reward, to motivate.

e.g., I want to incentivize you.

submitted by Neil

inceptacle - The object at fault when children and whack-o's consider an electrical receptacle is inciting them to poke something in it.

e.g., Would you get the safety covers for the inceptacles? Uncle Steve is coming over today.

submitted by steve zihlavsky

inched - Misled, wrongfully informed.

e.g., I was talking to customer support and was inched. | No matter how honest I was, I still got inched. | Nothing pisses me off much more than to post a comment to an online discussion only to find that I had been inched and used misinformation.

submitted by sjdkjjs

inchocitation - Phony feelings of romance by women due to excessive eating of chocolate.

e.g., That date was a bit intense after the Godiva ice cream dessert, due to her extreme inchocitation.

submitted by Jonathan Brooks

inchocolated - A state of chocolate overindulgence which borders on obscenity. Usually indicated by chocolate smeared on face, hands, and other areas of the body.

e.g., "My goodness, that man is completely inchocolated!" she exclaimed in horror.

submitted by Ryan B

inchterable - Adjective and noun, can also be spelled "instrable." This word was invented by my sister and me as children, and many of our family and close friends have used it for years. There are many meanings for it, so I shall do my best to explain. 1) It refers to people who like to talk using extensively long words. 2) It can describe certain textures that delight the senses. 3)It can describe sounds, such as the clicking of high heels on a hard surface. 4) It describes many actions people do that are humorous, such as licking one's fingers before turning a page.

e.g., Sounding very inchterable, she described the cookies as delectable and moist, with the sweet chocolatey morsels beckoning for her to consume mass quantities.

submitted by Amanda Evangelista - (www)

incite - Insight. | "To stir, encourage, or urge on; stimulate or prompt to action. . . ." Insight -- "an instance of apprehending the true nature of a thing, especially through intuitive understanding. . . ." In the example, "insighting" has been used where the correct word should be "inciting." Note: there's no such word as "insighting" -- and I'm not about to add one here. Given such absurd misuses of words, the person quoted in the second example is underestimating how egregiously a hate crimes statute may be misused.

e.g., "And I'm also skeptical that the Army's 'pogue' is related to the Marine's 'pogey bait.' Does anyone have any incite?" | "It IS irrational to feel like there is 'something at stake.' Even at 'secular' colleges where speech is controlled, religious speech has the widest berth: it mainly tackles vulgarity, rudeness, and insighting (mob) language."

submitted by HD Fowler - (www)

inciteful - Insightful.

e.g., "Your mini op ed is shockingly inciteful!" [John Dawson]

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includements - That which is included.

e.g., The hotel includements are....

submitted by Thomas PAtry

incly - To do something at once.

e.g., Get online incly.

submitted by Adrian

incognito batman route - More widely known as "the road less travelled" and is often used to avoid people, places, or obstructions.

e.g., "This isn't the right way to the mall. Where the heck are you going?" "There's construction on the highway so we're taking the incognito batman route instead."

submitted by Julie Andersen - (www)

incohesive - Scattered and not collected, usually referring to a person's thoughts.

e.g., My head is buzzing, thoughts whizzing this way and that, colliding and combining, but ultimately remaining fragmentary and incohesive.

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incolved - Any situation in which a person or animal has been killed by its own knee.

e.g., The corpse was found incolved in the alley.

submitted by Morgan Bowker Brown

incommunicato - An inability to contact a minion.

e.g., OJ tried to reach Mr. Caelin in the cottage but he was incommunicato.

submitted by S. Berliner, III - (www)

incompat - (v.) 1. to be out of conformity with, to be contrary or contradictory to, to be noncompliant (a back-formation from incompatible).

e.g., "Garbage dumps incompat nearby housing developments." | Using "incompat" keeps you from having to use "is incompatible with" all the time.

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth

incompenitent - A person who says she feels remorse for her misdeeds, but really doesn't feel that way. Alternatively, a confessor whose remorse is expressed so poorly that it's hard to believe she means it. (Think about this: a confessor is both the one who confesses and the one who hears the confession.)

e.g., "Martin, is that you? Are you back from confession already? How was Father Dante?" "Didn't go well, Mary. Father Dante's not buyin' it. He even called me an incompenitent."

submitted by [Father Dante]

incompetaint - Said of a woman who's not worth the effort it takes to bed her.

e.g., I don't know whether you've bedded Chris yet or not, but if you have or once you do, I'm sure you'll agree with me that she's incompetaint.

submitted by beelzebub

incompetron 2000 - One who does something incompetent. Meant to imply that the offender is the latest version of a robot that does incompetent things. Can also be used with later "versions" -- such as incompetron 5000.

e.g., Hey, incompetron 2000, you just took a left turn on a red light.

submitted by Nick

incomplexpletive - An expletive or oath that is uttered in the form of an incomplete thought.

e.g., My uncle habitually expressed irritation or astonishment by means of the incomplexpletive "Well of all the. . . ."

submitted by Jonathan Caws-Elwitt - (www)

incomputerado - This is similar to being incommunicado. The user is not able to communicate through e-mail. This condition often afflicts those whose computers are infected with a virus, or whose internet providers are not functioning properly.

e.g., Sorry, Fred, I was unable to reply to your e-mail this weekend because I was incomputerado. | Uh-oh, I want to check out this website today but my PC is in the shop. I'm going to be incomputerado until at least tomorrow

submitted by Mark Stanisz

incomputerate - Someone who hasn't a clue about computers. I was taught the rudiments of computing by Alex Kapranos (Franz Ferdinand).

e.g., "Alex, I am without a doubt incomputerate. Can you help me?" "Yes, Nell. It is a steep learning curve. I will help you up that hill."

submitted by NellBrennan

incongrue - (v.) to be unlike in size, area, shape, etc., so as to be "incongruent." [Back formation from "incongruent."]

e.g., "That can't be the right angle: it totally incongrues."

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth

inconsequencia - Matters of no consequence or import.

e.g., Having frittered away his youth on trivial pursuits -- comparing and contrasting tequilas, collecting shot glasses, and repairing jet skis -- he decided he'd had enough of getting virtually nothing done and that it was damn well time for him to really knuckle down and focus his energy on accomplishing absolutely nothing at all. Therefore, he embarked on the route traditionally chosen by those bound and determined to occupy themselves with, and produce, inconsequencia -- he went to graduate school to get his PhD in literary analysis.

submitted by Nat

incorpitol - Businesslike, fancy, not trashy.

e.g., Dress for the evening is incorpitol. Can you handle that, Desiree?

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incorr-dir-igible - A term for those obese individuals who repeatedly gain back all lost pounds immediately following each diet and weight management program.

e.g., Someone should do his or her utmost to convince my (estimated) 280-pound cousin, Diane, not to spend $60 a month on the new TV Miracle Cure diet pills. It's time that she finally realizes she is indisputably incorr-dir-igible.

submitted by Charlie Lesko

incorrection - Any attemt (sic) made to correct something that is already correct.

e.g., I hate it when he edits my articles, there are always so many incorrections.

submitted by Josh

incorrigenda - Mistakes made over and over again.

e.g., He was simply impossible; his spelling and grammar goofs were incorrigenda.

submitted by S. Berliner, III - (www)

incremental up-fuckery - Steady, negative movement wrought in small, individually minor, changes.

e.g., All these new IT policies on e-mail attachments, printer use, and password changing are just incremental up-fuckery.

submitted by David Glover

incresting - Incrementally plus interesting.

e.g., As hard as he tries, he is only somewhat incresting.

submitted by mel-mel

incriminelia - Various pieces of equipment, piping, tubes, straighteners, cleaners, screens, filters and such that might get one in trouble if found by the wrong people.

e.g., Stash that, would you? Can't have Mom finding that incriminelia.

submitted by Geo - (www)

incringe - Kind of a bouillabaisse of "encroach," "infringe," and "impinge." One of my friends used this word by accident. She does this sort of thing a lot. We call her the Mayor of Malapropolis.

e.g., I don't mean to incringe on your time.

submitted by Jo Ginsberg

incumbant - An ant currently holding an elective office. Not to be confused with incumbaunts.

e.g., The movement to throw the incumbants out in the 2010 elections is picking up a head of steam. Since more Democrats at the federal level are incumbants than Republicans, that should mean more Democrats get thrown out.

submitted by HD Fowler

incumbentcy - How the word incumbent should be spelled. Suggested by a ytpo in my previous entry. A google search shows that the word appears on the Internet ~250 times. Exmples are taken from the Internet. It appears that even "learned" folks aren't necessarily good spellers. On the other hand, based on the time in history some of the examples were written, it may well be that incumbentcy was once the correct or preferred spelling, but eventually gave way to incumbency. If that were the case, though, shouldn't a reference to the change in spelling have turned up?

e.g., "Incumbentcy has become a decease, a pandemic and we have the cure." | "The faculty produces the feeling of obligation, incumbentcy, right and wrong, for which we have no single definite expression in the English language; just as Ideality produces the sentiment of Beauty. Justice is the result of this sentiment, acting in combination with the intellectual powers. " | "It was a regulation not extending to useful incumbentcy, nor to those preferments which gave a title, like our freehold, and a tenantcy for life." | "Besides, if a customer is using Teradata already, the Sunopsis solution can be a good way to improve their incumbentcy (sp?)." | "At 12/02/2007 02:23:00 PM, Campaign Manager said... While I will refrain from such vociferous phrase of Mahoney -- I haven't followed his legislative record closely enough -- I will say that I always thought that the stories of his vulnerablity were vastly overrated. The inability of the NRCC to recruit Joe Negron into the race (the inability to recruit the top candidates is becoming something of a trend for them), the advantage of incumbentcy, Mahoney's fundraising prowess, and the fact that the seat isn't all that Republican. The seat also has a very difficult geography, snaking all the way across the state, covering multiple media markets, and generally making it very difficult to campaign in. Yes, Bush won 56% of the vote, but ultimately, that's not so much of a landslide that we should be surprised that a Democrat would hold it. Is is a Republican advantage? Yes, but not overwhelmingly. The voters in the 16th are not rapid (sic), right wingers, foaming at the mouth -- they are moderates who consistently re-elected a man (Mark Foley) who was widely known to be gay." | "'I will floor him just as I have done to others in the previous elections', he said and called on Ghanaians to stand up against any attempts by the NPP to use its incumbentcy to win the impending elections." | "[Theodore Roosevelt] became a third partie (sic) canid (sic) ateafter abandoning his former republican (sic) partie (sic). He created a partie (sic) called the 'Progressive Party' in which he tried to form a last stand to protect his incumbentcy. But his switch in parties (sic) dur (sic) to not losing the republican (sic) vote managed to spark contriversial (sic) voting. The election of 2009 provided a progressive movement close to the election of 1912." {ED. This seems to have been written by a student -- a student who needs to use a spellchecker, I'd say.} | "Better The Gorillas Of Rwanda Better the gorillas of Rwanda are given birth certificates Within a brief while of their visiting the earth, Their security is guaranteed by the state machinery Basking in the full confidence of three meals a day, Not wary of political repression based on suspicion, They have a national day in their honour Fully agitated for clean environment By the political incumbentcy. alexander opicho" | "PA just got a Democratic gov, ending a cycle of incumbentcy party-switching that's gone on for 60 years. Lord_Emwurst, Nov 4, 2014." | "Anonymous said ... In [a] sane world the meeting would be to discuss a small carton of milk way in the back of the fridge that is long past it's (sic) expiration date. Just a sad statement on the effects of long incumbentcy. September 28, 2010 at 7:56 AM" | "There has been a meeting of Christ Church seat holders, at which the conduct of the Bishop relative to the incumbentcy, was severely censured." | "To: Protect the Bill of Rights I have heard people calling it the Incumbentcy(sp)Protection Act 4 posted on 02/15/2002 12:48:39 PM PST by linn37" |

submitted by Miss Speller - (www)

incumbpetent - A incompetent imcumbent.

e.g., Tom Daschle is incumbpetent.

submitted by Bob B.

incuriate - To make curious. As infuriate is to make furious, so incuriate is to make curious.

e.g., "I'm going to make some funny faces to see if I can incuriate her." "Don't you think at 30 you're a bit too old for that?"

submitted by Chace M. Stewart

incystence - The condition where a nasty core of stubbornness is embedded in an individual's psyche. The core of stubbornness causes the person to believe that he or she is always right, even well beyond the boundaries of common sense.

e.g., Bob Singley sat across the table from his wife, Sheila. Sheila was having her every day Summer lunch -- a light romaine lettuce salad, two all-wheat crackers, and a glass of iced green tea.    "What's happened to that shy, sweet, complacent girl I married, almost 40 years ago, who always looked up to me whenever a family decision had to be made?" he mused.    It started some years ago when Sheila announced, on New Year's Day, that they were buying season's tickets to the local opera's concerts. And they were going to attend every single one.    "The opera? The goddam opera?" Bob screamed and yelled, pleaded, begged, cajoled, but to no avail. "We're retired. We can afford it. And we are not going to sit home and rot culturally when we're fortunate to have a first class opera group in our town," Sheila replied. So every season since, as much as Bob continued to complain, they've gone to the opera performances . . . every single one.    Then, a few years ago, Bob made the mistake of coming home from his regular Thursday night poker game with the guys, and telling Sheila that he lost $200. Sheila immediately called all the other wives and they collectively decided that the poker players would not be allowed to take more than $25 dollars to each game. And Sheila had the nerve to check his wallet on Thursday before he went to the game. That action didn't make any sense!    "We're not going to let our men turn some pleasant entertainment into an expensive obsession," Sheila said firmly.    The topper came this morning. Sheila announced that she and her three sisters would each take their elderly mother into their homes for three months a year. Bob would have to give up his "Man Cave" in the basement to house her mother for that period of time.    "Three full months," Bob bellowed (to himself, internally -- he didn't want to face Sheila's extra-steely glare so early in the day). With his luck, Mother would likely be staying over the whole football season!    Seeing that sour old battle axe every day, facing her frowns and gloomy disposition . . . Bob sat back in his chair with a start. He still loved Sheila, but was she turning into her mother?    Bob peered intently into Sheila's face. He noticed that a tip of a black, thick hair was emerging from the mole "beauty mark" on her cheek.    "Hmmm," Bob thought to himself. Was Sheila really affected by progressive incystence, or was she facing . . . horror of horrors, for Bob's future life, expanding testosterone?

submitted by Charlie Lesko

indeblog - A blog that is on its own, independent website rather than blogspot or any blogging website.

e.g., I found out that Mottie's first blog is an indeblog on mottie.com, a site he created himself.

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indecisijig - The jig-like dance two people unwittingly perform when approaching eachother on the sidewalk, each trying to get out of the other's way, but ending up both moving in the same direction, then back in the other direction.

e.g., I was rushing to the photocopier, but got caught up in an indecisijig with someone on the way.

submitted by Buck

indefatigable samurais - An alternative title for c-level executives who have an unquenchable thirst for working on their business with passion and excitement.

e.g., She is the Chief Indefatigable Samurai at her company. | He runs his business like a indefatigable samurai.

submitted by Aliesha Crozier - (www)

indefatigullible - Always and forever -- and tirelessly -- gullible.

e.g., She has children of her own now, but my daughter remains indefatigullible.

submitted by HD Fowler

indefinity - (n.) (in-duh-FIN-uh-tee) The highest degree of uncertainty, indifference or lack of knowledge. Specifically, an answer to a question that can mean anything from one extreme to the other. (For instance, "I have no idea" is indefinity because it can mean anything from "Definitely" to "Hell, no!".) [Etymology: Contraction of indefinite + infinity.]

e.g., My personal experience: Try holding a debate club on the Monday morning after Super Bowl Sunday, and you'll get indefinity and yawns from every one of your students.

submitted by Mirakle B.

independ - (v.) 1. to be independent.(Back-formation from independent.)

e.g., "Are you a Democrat or a Republican or what?" "I am philosophically opposed to the party system: it encourages ignorance of issues at the expense of conformity." "What does that mean?" "That I independ." | "The United States independed in 1776."

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth

indepublicrat - One whose political views are not fully-encompassed by any single major political party (INDEpendent, RePUBLIcan, DemoCRAT).

e.g., As no political party fully embraces my beliefs, I must create my own; I shall become the first Indepublicrat.

submitted by Scott Walsh

inderbitude - Stamina, strength, fitness, confidence.

e.g., Watch him run--he's definitely full of inderbitude.

submitted by Platinum

indestructabubble - Hardy, sturdy, unlikely to be injured or damaged.

e.g., Mom: Wrap up warm our you'll catch cold. Son: No need, Ma, I'm indestructabubble.

submitted by Aido

indevidably - The word to use when a response is needed without any time to think.

e.g., Red: I reckon potato chips are dumb; they can't even work. Ted: Indevidably.

submitted by Rosie

index - Append "index" to your adjective as a way of measuring the degree of something.

e.g., That car has a high rust index. My little brother has a low coolness index.

submitted by camille

indexpert - (in-DEX-prt; n.) 1. Someone who really knows facts and stats for a particular topic; 2. someone with seemingly inexhaustible, encyclopedic knowledge of all sorts of things; 3. the person with the agenda or timetable or topic list for a given project or event; 4. a librarian or filing clerk who really knows their stuff. {Duplicate.}

e.g., A: When did World War II begin? B: December 7th of '41? C: No, Congress declared war on the 8th. A: Are you sure? D: Excuse me: I couldn't help overhearing. World War II is actually held to have started on the first of September in 1939, when Hitler's Germany invaded Poland in apparent response to the August 31st Gleiwitz Incident---part of Himmler's--- A: Wait. Wait, the Gleiwitz Incident? D: Yes. It was one of a number of incidents orchestrated by Germany to create the appearance of Polish aggression against German interests in Poland, to justify the German invasion the following morning. B: Wow. Are you the indexpert on WWII?

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth - (www)

indi-cation - A vacation in India or among American Indians or in the East or West Indies.

e.g., Mitch wanted to show us pictures of his Indi-cation. How boring.

submitted by Mitchel Yerzy

indian standard time - Indian Standard Time or IST is the timetable your Indian friends run on. It's typically an hour or so later than regular time.

e.g., Q: "Where's Tapash?" A: "He'll be along shortly. I think he's running on IST."

submitted by Yuppie Boy

indianapoleis - Plural of Indianapolis.

e.g., According to indo.com, there are three Indianapoleis in the world.

submitted by Jeff

indier-than-thou - For someone who desperately tries to be more "alternative" or "counterculture" than everyone else.

e.g., Alex is indier-than-thou, with his vintage threads and his journal and his obscure music tastes.

submitted by amanda lee

indieted - Bound over for a diet by your significant other. From a misspelling of "indicted."

e.g., Nope, can't have another slice of pizza, Paul. Mandy indieted me last week when she saw what I weighed. I had ballooned up to over 250.

submitted by Miss Speller

indignate - Similar to "indeed" but used in a posh accent. Pronounced in-dig-narta.

e.g., "Have you had enough caviar, Giles?" "Indignate, I have, Samuel."

submitted by moop

indignitary - Someone who thinks of herself as a righteous authority and gets uptight and bent out of shape at almost anything.

e.g., The usual indignitaries raised a howl of protest.

submitted by Steve McDonald

indivitopia - A state which fulfills all the desires of an individual; a personal heaven.

e.g., My indivitopia would be having a remote control for every device on earth.

submitted by Paul

indoor fins - Pep tides that result from high levels of physical activity, especially in indoor pools.

e.g., Pep tides have been shown to occur naturally in enclosed swimming pools when certain intimate actions, emulating whalers and dolphins, result in high production of indoor fins.

submitted by S. Berliner, III - (www)

indubelate - Derived from the word "indubitable" which means "undoubtable," indubelate means to make certain. The word indubelate was in fact primarily invented by a friend of mine with the minimum of help from me, but he was too lazy to put it on here, so I did it.

e.g., Are you sure that they are coming at 10:30? No? Well indubelate it.

submitted by L. Gillies

induhvidual - A person lacking intelligence. Coined by Dilbert fans. Can be used to a foolish person's face without risking physical harm.

e.g., Me: You're quite an induhvidual, Tim. Tim: Thank you.

submitted by SkippyZone - (www)

inebriathon - A particularly long drinking session -- over days. Credit to Steve McVay for inventing the word.

e.g., Kath and Steve's wedding celebrations allowed us to fly over to Canada for a weeks-long inebriathon.

submitted by Graham Roberts

inebrious - Intoxicating.

e.g., With passions rising, the lovers yet again sipped of love's inebrious wine.

submitted by Linda L. Dowd

ineeda - An ineeda is a female who always needs more of everything and is never satisfied.

e.g., A man can become deep in debt if his mate is an ineeda.

submitted by marianne VanAmburgh

inefficate - Unable to produce an effect or have impact.

e.g., Her plea for an extended deadline proved to be inefficate.

submitted by Daniel J

inemployed - Employed in household activities without any remuneration.

e.g., Geetha is inemployed at home.

submitted by J. Ajith Kumar - (www)

inepotism - The result of hiring stupid (inept) relatives (nepotism).

e.g., Inepotism was blamed for the financial ruin of XorexPd a mere six months after the Chairman and CEO pressed pushed the issue and got his son Chris named president.

submitted by Janice A. Hathy - (www)

ineptendent - What a politician unaligned with any political party tends to be. Especially appropriate with the two alleged independents currently in the US Senate. The example was found in a comment thread, correcting a commenter who said seven Democrats in the Senate would have to join the Republicans in order to convict the President on an impeachment advanced by the House of Representatives.

e.g., "The count of Dims and ineptendents caucusing with Dims in the Senate stands at forty-six. A minimum of thirteen of them would have to join Republicans to convict obama after the House voted to impeach. A two-thirds majority of the Senate is required to convict and remove a President from office. Say, all fifty-four Republicans in the Senate along with thirteen or more crossovers."

submitted by [Mr. Independent]

ineptitutes - Generally highly trained, highly qualified, got all the tickets punched idiots that just keep getting in the way. Part of the problem, not the solution.

e.g., Most of us know many trained professional ineptitutes.

submitted by Dave Johnston

ineptocracy - "A system of government where the least capable of leading are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers." Found at www.obamalaise.com.

e.g., As an example of ineptocracy, the site shows the current loss of buying stock in General Motors at $14,081,837,552.64 . . . and growing.

submitted by HD Fowler - (www)

inequity - Iniquity, as misspelled in a comment at the link provided.

e.g., "If thousands of people would block the entrances to their dens of inequity they might start to get the message."

submitted by [Thereeledeele Patty] - (www)

inertiative - self-initiated inactivity

e.g., I'm going to take the inertiative and relax this weekend.

submitted by Dragonfly

inertiavation - The quality or characteristic of being motivated to do nothing.

e.g., Bob lacked the inertiavation to remain in bed because the house was on fire.

submitted by Mark Lee - (www)

inevitababble™ - Inescapable political drivel intended to cover up personal ambition, aggrandizement, greed, and great errors in judgment by continually assuring the working class of a leader's unwavering dedication to the "Greater Good." Based on the real life of Eva "Evita" Peron, Argentina's political "Vice President for Life" in the 1940s.

e.g., Pam: Do you think it likely that Congressman Dodgem will ultimately expand on his good reasons for building the new Walter J. Dodgem U.S. Post Office building ten miles from town on his parent's property? Sam: Most assuredly. His detailed explanation will be inevitababble.

submitted by Machiavellean & . . . Lesko - (www)

inexplicagon - The shape of many modern styles of eyeglasses: round but not round, square but not square, with corners but smooth -- you can't really explain the shape properly.

e.g., "What style are your glasses?" "They're kinda round but with corners, but not square, y'know?" "Ahh, I see, you mean they're an inexplicagon."

submitted by Zsuszo

infant - Crybaby. Added because of seeing the word "infant" in a comment about a woman suing because a movie didn't live up to her expectations from the trailer. The most memorable mislead for me is from 1972. The trailer for the Charles Bronson western Chato's Land implied it was an action film. As it turned out, all of the action scenes were part of the trailer.    "I recently bought Seven Years in Tibet for the princely sum of £1 from a 'Bargain DVD bin.' A bargain, I felt at the time.    "Imagine my outrage when I got home to find the film ended after only 136 minutes, 3,681,505 minutes earlier than the name of the film promised. Needless to say I will be taking legal action against Mandalay Entertainment, who in keeping with their relentless practices of false advertising are NOT in fact based in the Republic of the Union of Myanmar, as the name would suggest, but in the United States of America. When will this endless cycle of deceit end?"

e.g., "Would anyone like to join my class action suit against Ms. Deming for perpetuating the stereotype of Americans as a nation of over-litigious infants who really need to build a bridge and get over themselves, and promoting intense hatred and self-esteem destroying mockery of said minority?"

submitted by HD Fowler - (www)

infantchile - A very young baby, a child who is still but an infant, a term of endearment.

e.g., After freshening her nappies one more time mummy laid our infantchile out in the sun and stuck her favorite dummy twixt her nips.

submitted by Paul Edic - (www)

infanticipating - Expecting a baby, pregnant.

e.g., My friend is infanticipating.

submitted by Margarette Walker

infantuation - Adoration of newborns.

e.g., The Joneses sure have a bad case of infantuation over that new baby of theirs.

submitted by John Breen

infatuant - The object or focus of your desire; that which elicits infatuation.

e.g., As wine is to you an intoxicant, you are to me an infatuant.

submitted by James Francis Harrod

infatuationitis - "a disease caused by falling in love, usually followed by extreme smittenenza (follow under 's' for detailed description of the word)"

submitted by JC Noorman - (www)

inferiorate - To make someone feel inferior and furious at the same time.

e.g., He was inferiorated when his girlfriend dumped him for a new boyfriend who had a Ph.D. and his own company.

submitted by nelie

infermation - Supposed knowledge gained through inference.

e.g., I saw Susan waiting in the obstetrician's office, so I passed along the infermation that she was pregnant.

submitted by Nonesuch

infernal medicine - Bad tasting, or bothersome, or damned expensive, meds or pills, fluids, powders, etc. -- bitter, nasty, foul, disgusting, gagging.

e.g., Grandpappy refuses to take any more of that infernal medicine; he says he's dying anyhow.

submitted by Paul Edic - (www)

infernoismologyism - The study of paranormal infernos that occur in paranormal locations in the universe

e.g., Those silly scientists are trying to study infernoismologyism in order to understand those strange fire-like images they see in space.

submitted by jeff - (www)

infillion - A very large uncountable number.

e.g., There are infillions of stars in the sky!

submitted by L.Arvind

infinalarity - Infinite choice available when examining life. As contrasted to the polarity of only two options.

e.g., Susan was overwhelmed by the infinalarity of options and possibilities available to her after being laid off from her dead-end job.

submitted by Linda Starr

infini-ess - Just shy of infinity. The generally accepted view is approximately 83 vigintillion googolplex millenia, give or take.

e.g., Having been struck in the head by a meteoroid while circling Krypton, Buzz Lightyear shook off the dazed feeling he had and raised his finger to any point in space and asserted, "To infini-ess and beyond!"

submitted by steve zihlavsky

infinigers - A combination of inifinity and integers. Used when math is just too confusing and your numbers look meaningless and wrong.

e.g., That test was horrible. All the answers were infinigers.

submitted by Jason Martin - (www)

infinite neutralization - The principle of leveling and eliminating the playing field and the players.

e.g., Infinite neutralization yields sameness, agreement, harmony, tranquility, elimination of obstacles, progressively perfect programming -- in a word, boredom.

submitted by Paul Edic - (www)

infinitebluff - a scenario on from a double bluff where you get so confused as to whether you're being contrived or ironic that you lose all semblance and anything is possible ( only it might not be )

e.g., "are you on the pull ? " "no. " " really ? " " well, yes, but maybe no " "ahhh, infinite bluff"

submitted by andy

infinitic - Something not infinite but which appears as if it may be boundless.

submitted by HD Fowler

infinitights - the ultimate snugly fitting clothing or other surface protective material which has practical, medical, aesthetic, or other applications. Look better, feel better and safer, live longer, retire within your lifetime.

e.g., Infinitights are sprayed or painted on; when perfectly dry they protect you from sun, pollution, germs, wayward bullets, harmful radiation, negative thoughts, and everything else imaginable. Be a nudist without technically being nude. Highly fashionable, practical, and useful. On other worlds will help you survive and flourish.

submitted by Paul Edic - (www)

infinition - Definition + infinity. An infinite process of defining something that cannot be fully or precisely defined; an endless list of possible definitions.

e.g., Certain fluid concepts in their emergent state are subject to infinition--infinite dispersal of their meaning--rather than to definition. To infine is to suggest the infinity of possible definitions of a certain term or concept and therefore to problematize its meaning and the possibility or the benefit of defining it. If definition circumscribes a specific conceptual area, then infinition releases the concept from restricting demarcations and places it in an indeterminate zone.

submitted by Mikhail Epstein - (www)

infinituttifrutti - (say:'infinite-toody-froody') A confection or treat consisting of as many different kinds of chopped or candied fruits, as possible, Looks good, tastes good, is good, for you?

e.g., At last count, there are varieties of infinituttifrutti containing dozens of kinds of fruit. All the common ones, and of course many little known or rare ones. The flavor can vary from very delicious to exotic and mysterious. Regular ingestion is said to possibly eliminate need for usual meds, and even extend life, which is popular.

submitted by Paul Edic - (www)

infinity quotient - What you say if you can't think of any other reason that someone would do something multiple times. Sometimes used as a synonym for obsessive-compulsive disorder.

e.g., Teddie: Dunno, must be the infinity quotient again.

submitted by Rainbow Woman

inflajeatorant - A large and insatiable ducklike mammal.

e.g., That is a mighty fine inflajeatorant you got there.

submitted by kilo

inflamagist - A person who can do anything.

e.g., That's too many jobs you're giving me. What do you think I am, an inflamagist?

submitted by Carol Estornell

inflatabiz - A business front created by applying a kit, with a minimum of work or maintenance, possibly indicative of fraud, neglect, or satire.

e.g., Check it out, WiReD just wrote up her inflatabiz as the next big thing.

submitted by jutta

inflatable titanium - (n.) An astonishingly light, strong, versatile, and (alas!) fictional material, from which are made (1) any remarkably constructed buildings, (2) seemingly gravity-defying structures, (3) improbably still-standing things (following indiscriminate massacres, blanket or nuclear bombings, or stupefying natural disasters), (4) surprisingly resilient balloons or other inflatable toys, (5) wished-for (preferably indestructible) replacement parts, or anything else desired but unobtainable. [An analogy from a Star Trek movie's plot device called "transparent aluminum" (which is weird, since that what rubies and sapphires are made of)].

e.g., "Hey! How come that awful hailstorm didn't break any of your windows?!" "Because my windows are solid inflatable titanium." | "What are black boxes made of that they always survive airplane crashes?" "Inflatable titanium." | "Whoa. Don't eat the muffins." "Why not?" "They're inflatable titanium ... I think I cracked a molar." | "the Sphinx is actually being eroded by the wind! How can we save this ancient sculpture?!" "Replace it with a Sphinx made of inflatable titanium!" "Why don't we just build a climate-controlled building over it?" "An excellent backup plan! We can make it out of infla--" "Will you shut up?!"

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth

inflormmation - The complex biological response of vascular tissues to harmful irritating data.

e.g., Every day, I'm inundated with so much data, that I can develop severe inflormmation.

submitted by Mitchel Yerzy - (www)

influenca - A malady that occurs in households where one spouse is retired, but not the other, and causes an increase in the non-retired spouse's sick leave usage.

e.g., She was sick with influenca 12 times in the first year of her husband's retirement.

submitted by Tom McMasters-Stone

influentellectual - A combined structure of orderly influence and intelligence that demonstrates the level of thought power during conversation and the tendency behavior engaged in actual practice through mind movement and the measurement of self-experience.

e.g., The thoughts spoken from the mind of an individual expressed in an influentellectual manner to a person or an audience during his or her speech.

submitted by Joseph Mercado - (www)

influkes - Influx.

e.g., I wonder if she will march in protest for the jobs the Black people lose to the in flukes of Mexican migration..!

submitted by Miss Speller

infocentric - Centered on or obsessed with research and media information, usually used disparagingly.

e.g., Jon's so infocentric that if it's not on CNN, he doesn't know about it. (Even if it's on CNN, you still don't know about it.)

submitted by Preston Mark Stone - (www)

infodex - A rolodex of information that goes beyond address or contact information but includes additional information: rates, pricing, age limits, hours of operation, etc.

e.g., The website is a one-stop infodex of startups in the Research Triangle Park and surrounding areas.

submitted by Joseph J. Briggs

infoemation - Useful data on your known enemies|arch-rivals|nemeses.

e.g., Fran: I have some intelligence which you may be interested in. Joker: About whom? Fran: The Batman. Joker: Is it the whereabouts of his . . .Batcave? Fran: Yes. Joker: Thank you . . . that is particularly good infoemation.

submitted by Jonny

infomaniac - An individual who obsesses about the gathering and storage of information.

e.g., This shelving system would be perfect for an infomaniac--there's a place for everything.

submitted by Fauzia

infopause - infopause, n. (info-rmation + pause) -- staying away from computers, newspapers and other sources of information in order to recover from informational stress.

e.g., The infopause may take from several minutes to several months, depending on the gravity of the initial affliction. | Every business should introduce at least two five-minute infopauses during the working day. All computers and all lights are turned off. This will sharply refresh employees' ability to process new information.

submitted by Mikhail Epstein - (www)

infoporn - Thorough, comprehensive information about a meaningless subject.

e.g., It used to be a great site for news, but now it's just infoporn on Britney Spears and Hollywood gossip.

submitted by Preston Mark Stone - (www)

informassionaisenism - Any incredibly long, complex and usually boring text (information) which smothers all interest you might have had in the subject matter (like mayonnaise smothers everything).

e.g., I asked Tony to help me with my essay on sea creatures and he sent back a load of informassionaisenism on whales. I think I'll write about sharks now.

submitted by rusty

information stuporbahn - A play on the likes of "information superhighway" and "infobahn" (read: the Internet), especially when applied to its perversion by the ilk of swindlers, online pornographers and "spammers" generally. (The allusion is to an episode of "The Fairly OddParents" entitled "Information Stuporhighway.")

e.g., "Can you imagine just how low spammers are getting in their use of the Information Stuporbahn these days?"

submitted by Larry Ellis Reed - (www)

infosmog - The overload of information (and hype) now available in the web environment which makes it so hard to efficiently find quality information.

e.g., "How do we find that needle of relevant information in the haystack of infosmog that surrounds us." - see http://www.ontopia.net/topicmaps/what.html

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infostructure - Used in the IT world for information infrastructure.

e.g., The current infostructure in my company slows down the dissemination of ideas.

submitted by Chuck Phelps

infotoxin - "Abuse of mass-communication and the concentration of its control, coupled with the persuasiveness and ubiquity of its technologies, messages, and implicit value structures; operates in conjunction with unconscious, instinctive processes within the human mind to generate an overall psychological condition of unreality, denial, and paralysis." -- Jeff Phillips for Abusters magazine.

e.g., The Intel jingle is an infotoxin because it's always stuck in your head.

submitted by nfotxn

infracaninophile - A real word, though seldom or rarely used. Encyclopedia.co.uk says the word was coined by Christopher Morley in 1930. Originally defined as "a defender or champion of the underdog," all definitions I have found mean essentially that. Infracaninophile has no synonyms, but words with broader meanings in a similar vein include champion, fighter, hero, and paladin. It probably wouldn't be too much of a stretch to say that an infracaninophile is someone who stands up for the downtrodden. Given that the word has so little currency, I feel comfortable extending its definition to include that. After all, that's essentially the main reason the pseudodictionary even exists. Collins English Dictionary: "a person who loves an underdog" | Definition.com: "someone who fights for the underdog." | Dictionary.com: "a supporter or champion of an underdog" | Grandiloquent Dictionary: "one who supports or defends the underdog" | Luciferous Logolepsy: "champion of the underdog" | Merriam-Webster Online: "underdog lover." | Wordinfo.info: "a defender, supporter, or champion of the underdog." | Worthless Word For The Day: "a person who champions or favors the underdog." Wikipedia gives an elaboration for the term underdog: "An 'underdog' is a person or group in a competition, usually in sports and creative works, who is popularly expected to lose.

e.g., I'm almost always an infracaninophile when it comes to competitions; however, I was hoping Kentucky would win the NCAA Championship this year and set a new standard with a 40-0 winning season. Alas, that wasn't to be. | It's not at all unusual for infracaninophiles to be incurable.

submitted by [infracaninophile] - (www)

infragable - So amazing and true it cannot be defiled or fragmented.

e.g., Mr. Teel is an infragable teacher.

submitted by Jeremiah

infraggable - A concept so impossible to understand that it is just ridiculous.

e.g., Light and relativity are simply infraggable; they just don't make any sense.

submitted by Bombastic Days

infraphysical - The word infraphysical acts as an antonym to the word superphysical, and so describes all that is below physicality.

e.g., Infraphysical worlds litter our lives. Imagine walking, but in between steps unknowingly experiencing whole realities lost in time or space.

submitted by Sam Doble - (www)

infraz - To pour pasta into.

e.g., I infrazed the pot on top of the stove.

submitted by JJ

infrequently - Where a newly married young groom's penis is likely to be with respect to his new bride's vagina on their honeymoon: in frequently. Unlike what the situation is likely to be when they celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. Inrarely, possibly occasionally, if at all. Original? Not a chance.

e.g., "Where will you spend your honeymoon?" "Infrequently." "Say what?"

submitted by beelzebub

infringe - To infringe is to encroach on a right or privilege or to violate. See.    This is a word much in the news these days -- and it will be for the foreseeable future.   Various synonyms for infringe: abjure, borrow, breach, break, combat, conflict with, contravene, counteract, crash, cross, defy, disaffirm, disobey, disregard, encroach, entrench, exclude, fight, gainsay, go against, hinder, impose, impugn, infract, interfere, interpose, intrude, invade, lift, meddle, negate, obtrude, offend, oppose, pirate, presume, refute, reject, renege on, repudiate, resist, spurn, steal, thwart, transgress, traverse, trespass, violate. Eventually, we'll have a better idea what the word means in the Second Amendment. What it means will depend on what instance of nine black-robed justices is serving when the next big gun control case reaches the Supreme Court. It will also depend on how sweeping the upcoming gun control legislation (or Executive Order) is.

e.g., Amendment II (1791):  A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.    Example sentences from thesaurus.com: It is never a good idea when you allow the government to infringe on your rights. | At the same time it is prepared to infringe any or all of these in the interest of self-preservation. | Don't infringe upon my right to purchase a game for entertainment because you are afraid of the impact it will have on minors.

submitted by HD Fowler

infrivolate - "to cause excitement, to cause to shake"

e.g., That amusement park ride was cool - it was infrivolating!

submitted by Brian Williams

infromative - Interesting and helpful, despite grammatical errors, irritating style, or typos . (Esp. on front page of website)

e.g., Tht txt msg ws vry infromative

submitted by Hammerton - (www)

infuritainment - (n) Anything that has entertainment value based solely on its most annoying qualities.

e.g., I hate that show, but I can't stop watching it. It's infuritainment at its best.

submitted by Brian Bjolin

ingenuitive - With great cleverness, genius.

e.g., The inventer is very ingenuitive, coming up with new words every day.

submitted by Marc

ingeny - (adj.) 1. Smart, intelligent, clever, crafty, cunning; as well as the quite different (n.) 2. clever mechanical gadget or device. [A real word from Middle English around ~1350; from Latin "ingenium," whence our word "ingenuity."]

e.g., 1. Odysseus is truly ingeny, with his trick to discover Achilles hiding among the women, and his Trojan horse. 2. The steam engine was ingeny back in the day: it paved the way for all our modern ingenies.

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth - (www)

ingestives - Goodies that can be ingested. The word "food" is too plain.

e.g., Mary and John sent me a box of beatific ingestives including Goose Thigh Confit.

submitted by Frank Mandriota

inggix - Used when a person is doing things that normally anyone would do.

e.g., Have you noticed that Chris is inggix lately.

submitted by Kojimory

inging - The present imperfect form of the verb, "to ing," which is to perform any intransitive verb, or to act in any capacity. Yeah, that's what it is.

e.g., Othello: I wish we lived in eternity. Then we could be kissing for ever. Desdemona: Honey, don't apply a temporal framework to eternity. In eternity we couldn't be inging at all, much less kissing. *Othello strangles Desdemona*

submitted by Jonathan Charles Wright

inglorisplat - Used to denote any humiliating situation suffered in public; a substantial bruise to one's dignity--or posterior.

e.g., I turned around to check out a sale poster, lost my balance, and ended in an inglorisplat heap at the foot of the escalator.

submitted by Amanda Faulkenberry - (www)

ingratuity - A tip which is given begrudgingly, because of poor service, but the customer still feels obligated to leave something.

e.g., Leaving a penny -- that's the ultimate ingratuity! {ED. During a 1960s World Series, at a restaurant on The Hill in St. Louis, my uncle picked up the check for a dinner party of eight and left a nickel for a tip because of poor service. The waiter followed him out of the restaurant yelling and screaming at him.}

submitted by Mitchel Yerzy - (www)

ingreedient - The ingredients in a recipe where you use more than the recipe calls for.

e.g., The ingreedients that make my fudge so delicious are pecans and butter.

submitted by Nonesuch

ingreedyments - The ingredients of any dish that appeals to the voracious appetite of gluttons, gourmands, or trenchermen.

e.g., Tom wolfed down his entire birthday cake, then went straight to the chef to obtain the ingreedyments.

submitted by Gordon Black - (www)

ingroan toe nail - The under-the-breath mutterings of one who is afflicted with a medical condition caused by a toe nail growing into the flesh of the toe.

e.g., Elwood's little cries of "Aw, aw, aw" when he put on his sox were a sure sign that he was suffering from an ingroan toe nail.

submitted by Charlie Lesko

ingumozen - Someone who is extremely drunk.

e.g., The bride was ingumozened at the reception.

submitted by Major Alapo

inhale - To eat something with great speed and vigor, and without any conscious awareness.

e.g., Whoa! He just inhaled that burrito.

submitted by DavidJ!

inhead - Contraction of the phrase "Go on in ahead of them."

e.g., Go on inhead the line.

submitted by Chris

inhume - Slang for "to assassinate," from Terry Pratchett books or Terry Pratchett fans.

e.g., "The important thing is not how many people you inhume, it's how many fail to inhume you." -- Pyramids, Terry Pratchett.

submitted by Alyssa

iniment - Not guilty.

e.g., The girl was iniment.

submitted by Brandy 7th English

ininisin - To make a verb more hip by removing the "g" from the "ing" at the end.

e.g., "Shootin'" and "sleepin'" and "jumpin'" are all examples of words that have been ininised.

submitted by Tim

init - Isn't it?

e.g., It sure is cold out today, init?

submitted by lauryn

inker - Someone who still writes letters with a pen.

e.g., She was an old-fashioned girl who preferred a homely inker to a dashing e-mailer.

submitted by Bruce Hurley

inker - Intelligent wanker. A connoisseur of pornography.

e.g., Inkers prefer artistic or well-written pornography over cheap visuals.

submitted by Jenn

inkfight - A war of words fought against someone with media clout. Don’t pick a fight with someone that buys ink by the barrel and paper by the ton.

e.g., Don’t get into an inkfight with the Times or any other big paper.

submitted by Michael Cohen

inky binky - A small transparent room with handy round windows, for babies who need extra warmth in those first few days of life.

e.g., Little Tristan was four weeks premature and had to stay in an inky binky.

submitted by ShannonH - (www)

innappropriate - Inn-appropriate. Appropriate for someone eating or staying at an inn, but inappropriate otherwise.

e.g., It may be innappropriate to use words (or spelings) from the PseudoDictionary in your school papers -- at least, not the made up words.

submitted by Miss Speller

innaworld - Slang word for a preview that plays for a movie. Short for "In a World", a standard movie trailer cliche phrase. "In a world where laughter was king". The first occurence I saw of this was in a Fantastic Four comic written by Mark Waid.

e.g., "How many Innaworlds at this movie? I'd bet at least twelve."

submitted by zachwilson - (www)

inner jink valve - A word meaning penis, typically used by people working in a machine shop or garage.

e.g., Hey, I'm gonna go to the bathroom . . . I gotta drain my inner jink valve.

submitted by Andrew Troupis

inner-city nittygritty - The cliched cinematic atmosphere of noir films or Stephen Bochco's TV cop series Hill Street Blues and NYPD Blue.

e.g., Raymond Chandler's Marlowe novels always appear with inner city nitty-gritty on film, not the morality plays you experience when you read them.

submitted by Joel Parker

inner-web - Internet.

e.g., My grandma asked me to come over to help her look up something on the inner-web.

submitted by Gary Tripp

innercorks - Sphincters, fifty or so in the body, which serve to allow flow or restraint of the same at various points in the corpus.

e.g., You normally can't see them but they're there, thank goodness. Without your innercorks the flow would go on and on as moved by pressures and gravity and we don't know if that would be a good thing. Intelligent Nature hath put us together in a logical manner that we function and survive sometimes for a remarkable length of time, which is agreeable to him or her who desires to live and continue to live

submitted by Paul Edic - (www)

inneresting - Interesting in a less-than-fortunate way; outright stupid. Can be used as a stealth adjective, masquerading as a light compliment.

e.g., That's quite an inneresting idea ya got there, Skippy.

submitted by Tavia

innerflee - Trying to avoid oneself out of annoyance with one's own character.

e.g., Once I realized I was a shmuck, I tried to innerflee; but, somehow, I always managed to find myself.

submitted by Ben Kopit

innerfrumpsanctum - An entryway of an abode, inside the door -- a "room" too small for a table.

e.g., Inside the innerfrumpsanctum I couldn't set down my bags in order to lock the door behind me.

submitted by Joe Gloor

innersecting - When in an ordinary group or (sect) a sub-group is established.

e.g., When innersecting Canadian incumbents provide healthcare insurance benefits that are out of this world, I feel like a jackass. And, no, I do not mean I feel like an American Democrat. ... Wait ... I'm a Dumbass!

submitted by derek

innersplat - Your inner self that inspires you to do your best at anything.

e.g., My innersplat says that I should enter this contest; I love reading.

submitted by Rainbow Woman

innit - Shortened form of 'Isn't it'. Invented in London UK

e.g., "hey that is a wicked movie innit?"

submitted by DJ niJ - (www)

innit - British slang for "isn't it."

e.g., That's British slang, innit?

submitted by HD Fowler

innstructors - A cadre of professional innkeepers who serve on the faculty of colleges that offer hotel management courses.

e.g., While I knew her husband had worked for Howard Johnson in the early days and was an innstructor at Penn State, I had no idea that he was also a multi-millionaire. If he couldn't stay married to her, I guess I'll have to take her off my list of prospects. Too rich for my blood.

submitted by Miss Speller aka HD Fowler

innuendate - To inundate with innuendo.

e.g., He wasn't openly flirting with me, but I certainly got innuendated during dinner.

submitted by Louise Van Hine - (www)

innuendelicious - A comment absolutely dripping with innuendo, sexual or otherwise.

e.g., Most forms of "dirty talk" contain phrases which are simply innuendelicious.

submitted by PPM - (www)

innuendous - Adj: Containing or possessing the properties of an innuendo. Adv: innuend·ous·ly N: innuend·ous·ness

e.g., It was short and comical, yet deliciously innuendous enough that I didn't think I would be flogged over it.

submitted by Wayne Elgin

innumerate - Unfamiliar with mathematical concepts and methods.

e.g., Being innumerate is almost as bad as being illiterate.

submitted by Will Mengarini - (www)

innykine - Hawaiian Pidgin English for "any kind."

e.g., I'm so hungry right now, I would eat practically innykine food you put in front of me.

submitted by Paul

inoculatte - To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. (Washington Post Style Invitational.)

e.g., I was sure to miss my 9 o'clock morning flight unless I took an inoculatte.

submitted by Dana Friedman - (www)

inpanse - The spread in rather than out; the opposite of expanse.

e.g., When I delve into the inpanse of my mind, I usually only find a mirror reflecting my own eye.

submitted by steve zihlavsky

inpissid - Exposure for the younger set to a new beer with fruit flavors and ginseng suggested some comparatives: insipid, inpissid, indungous.

e.g., That new flavored beer is inpissid.

submitted by Frank J. Mandriota

inquant - Fatigued to the point of ludicrous hysteria. In other words, it's when you're so tired that you can't stop laughing.

e.g., While staying up late one night, Martha was so inquant that even the word tomato made her laugh.

submitted by Robert Mijares - (www)

inqueersition - The assault on gays and lesbians by Christians.

e.g., Gays and lesbians are the target of a Christian inqueersition.

submitted by Tom McMasters-Stone

inquisolution - A reply to a question that is a question itself.

e.g., The use of an inquisolution to answer a question is a tactic to avoid disclosing ignorance.

submitted by Kevin Landers - (www)

insanal - The next step up from anally retentive is insanally retentive, where one sees obsessive-compulsive behaviour sufficient to cause actual brain damage.

e.g., Josh's habit of individually vacuum-packing used cigarette butts, and then filing them in a diary of cigarettes smoked, was so insanally retentive it caused a brain embolism in several of his flatmates.

submitted by Ochre Orientis

insance - Making sense of insanity.

e.g., Ian was insance.

submitted by Kevin

insane in the membrane - An expression of astonishment or excitement.

e.g., We got tickets to finding Nemo on Ice? That insane in the membrane.

submitted by Lauren Walzenhiemerstien

insane troll logic - Something that makes absolutely no sense. From "Buffy the Vampire Slayer."

e.g., You want me to sneak into my neighbor's house and steal his cat so you can paint it pink? That's insane troll logic.

submitted by Haplo781

insaneriffic - Terrifically insane in an amusing way.

e.g., Barbapapas are insaneriffic.

submitted by sorcia - (www)

insania - A cross between "insane" and "mania."

e.g., From his behavior, I'd say that Chris is insania.

submitted by Robert

insanityomnia - The condition of having gone insane due to an excessive amount of sleep deprivation.

e.g., I haven't slept in a week, so now I have insanityomnia.

submitted by David Cunningham

insault - Noun, verb. An insult so strong it's a true verbal assault.

e.g., 1. No matter how much I try, I've been unable to come up with an insault for Deacon. It's just impossible. 2. I think Ochre Orientis may have insaulted me at pseudoctrinate. I'm sure that's what he had in mind.

submitted by HD Fowler

inscentive - A sweet-smelling bribe or inducement.

e.g., Dr Alan gave her the bunch of flowers as nothing more than an inscentive

submitted by jonty Reason - (www)

inscrutablydubitably - Too hard to understand, but too obvious to question.

e.g., "(Lots of scientific jargon) blah blah which results in you receiving high-definition television." "Inscrutablydubitably."

submitted by patrick g

insectable - Plants that eat insects, such as the Venus Flytrap.

e.g., The Venus Flytrap is an insectable plant.

submitted by kate

insectclopedia - Insect encyclopedia.

e.g., I am researching the insectclopedia.

submitted by PedagoNet - (www)

insegrievious - Expresses anything and nothing at the same time, while sounding official enough to dazzle your listeners.

e.g., Thank you; that was very insegrievious of you. You are the most insegrievious SOB I've ever met! If you'd stop being so insegrievious, I'd be more than willing to listen to you.

submitted by Earl Harris

insert - To have sex. Shortened form of the slang term "insert tab A into slot B."

e.g., I won't let any men insert until I marry.

submitted by Rainbow Woman

inshalla - God willing.

e.g., I will win the lottery. Inshalla.

submitted by jeff boulter

insignificacy - (n.) the state or condition of being (1) unskilled at perceiving cultural importance or allusions, or (2) deciphering subtexts or implications. (An analogy from illiteracy and innumeracy)

e.g., "These lyrics are weird, listen: 'he's gone, he's gone the way of John and George---and Paul, if you believed Abbey Road ...' What does all that mean?!" "Wow, you've got a real insignificacy problem."

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth

insignificant other - Somebody in someone's life who means very little to them or others. Nothing in common with someone else, boring, uninteresting, not outstanding or significant in any way.

e.g., When one has been an insignificant other virtually all her life is it her fault, or is it no one's fault? On a cosmic scale the insignificance is not particularly of any significance. | I wanted it to be otherwise, of course, but all I ever was before this year was an insignificant other. Is it possible it's changed or is changing?

submitted by Paul Edic - (www)

insigrevious - Unbelievable, improbable, astounding, shameless, belligerant, intolerable, or otherwise unpleasant or unsavory.

e.g., Chris's behavior was completely insigrevious. In other words, he was acting just like he always does.

submitted by gerard k

insinuendo - Combines the meanings of insinuate and innuendo, to suggest in an indirect manner usually unpleasant, unkind, or generally unfavorable information about a person.

e.g., Darla's insinuendo about Bill's leisure activities crept into conversations all through the company.

submitted by Nico

insinuendo - Combination of insinuate and innuendo. Gentle indicator that a certain level of impropriety is afoot. A great word for folks who are poor decision makers.

e.g., Shirley: Are you calling me a fat bitch? Curley: Why, yes. That was my so subtle insinuendo.

submitted by marissa - (www)

insinuwindows - This fine word needs a description.

e.g., This word needs an example.

submitted by shade

insomnism - The belief that when world leaders give up sleeping, the world will become a peaceful place--because people will spend their time talking and solving problems rather than wasting their time sleeping.

e.g., I am a follower of insomnism.

submitted by lauryn

inspectigate - A cross between inspecting and investigating something.

e.g., I need to inspectigate the situation.

submitted by Drew

inspector gadget - An individual obsessed with gadgets and inventions. Quite frequently they are inspired to make "spaceships" out of egg cartons and have a tendency to name inanimate objects, particularly plants. Inspired from the cartoon series Inspector Gadget.

e.g., Andy: Hey, Clarice. Look at my new flashlight-keyring-microdigitalcamera. Clarice: Lovely, Inspector Gadget.

submitted by Pilau

inspiritational - A figure or idea that inspires people spiritually.

e.g., I find Buddha very inspiritational.

submitted by virgio

insta-bitch - Referring to the ability to instantly turn into a true bitch. Also for a person who can turn into a bitch with the least bit of provocation or for no provocation at all.

e.g., One minute she was happy and in a good mood. Next thing I knew -- and for no detectable reason -- she had become became an insta-bitch. . . . No, PMS had nothing to do with it.

submitted by Susan

insta-goth - A derogatory term used for people (usually juveniles) who have recently discovered the gothic subculture. Also sometimes known as a "mall goth."

e.g., Check out the insta-goths coming out of Hot Topic.

submitted by George Edward Purdy

instacold - A cold or sickness that suddenly affects you. You feel fine one minute and awful the next.

e.g., I was just sitting and watching TV, then I got this instacold.

submitted by Tom Stylinski - (www)

instafood - Food that can be prepared in five minutes or less.

e.g., I'm out of instafood so I'll have to cook tonight.

submitted by Lee

instaknowledge - The transfer of knowledge by ESP or past life experience which is not learned but acquired without any explanation.

e.g., Though the library has many things from which one can learn, the hero was gifted with instaknowledge.

submitted by phil

instamatically - Combines "instantly" and "automatically." Could mean either or both, depending on the situation

e.g., When "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" comes on, Steve instamatically changes the channel.

submitted by Ryan L.

instamediately - faster than both immediatelty and instantly

e.g., I want it done instamediately.

submitted by steve

instinguish - (in-STING-gwish; v.) 1. to determine subconsciously: that is, by "luck," a "gut-feeling," "intuition," "vibe"; 2. to be impelled to a particular course of action without conscious or explicable rationale. [From_instinct_, analogizing distinct-distinguish, extinct-extinguish.]

e.g., "No, I think we should head back north; for some reason, I really feel like the road is that way." "What, like ... instinct?" "Yeah, he's actually pretty good with directions. Let him instinguish the way back." "And if he's wrong?!" "Well, we could always eat him." | "But you don't even like astronomy: why choose it as a major?" "I don't know, really. It's like I'm being instinguished."

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth

instink - An odor or smell which is natural or typical to a thing or place. This word applies whether the odor is pleasant or unpleasant.

e.g., Many things can be identified sight unseen simply by their instink, sometimes even certain human beings who exude a particular je ne sais quoi.

submitted by Paul Edic - (www)

instrapopolating - The practise of sitting in front of your computer playing on Facebook because you have nothing else to do during a dull day at home whilst on holiday.

e.g., Stap me vitals, I was bored yesterday. I just spent the whole day instrapopolating.

submitted by John Ilcjef

instupetuous - Exceedingly grandiose in absurdity; surprisingly overdone; stupendously incredulous.

e.g., Your rhymes are instupetuous, George. Your spelling is not.

submitted by George Bowles

instupituous - Really cool, awesome.

e.g., I heard this instupituous DJ last night.

submitted by doug

insuferior - Both insufficient and of inferior quality.

e.g., This sammich is insuferior. It's way too small and has not nearly enough butter.

submitted by Klamath

insulanym - (in-SOO-luh-nim; n.) 1. The name given by its indigenes to a particular island as opposed to any political entity established thereon by any aftercomers (explorers, migrating tribes, etc.); 2. The name given by its indigenes to any particular place (island or not) as opposed to the names of countries, counties, provinces, villages, or whatever; 3. A landform's name as opposed to any later labels or lines drawn upon it. [from Latin insula "island" + nym "name," as in "pseudonym."]

e.g., The country called New Zealand occupies the islands called by the Maori "Aotearoa" 'Land of the Long White Cloud.' "Aotearoa" is thus New Zealand's insulanym. Similarly, Japan's northmost island---Hokkaido---was known by its original inhabitants, the Ainu, as "Ezogo," the insulanym. "Taiwan" is the Chinese version of the island's original (or, at least, earlier) inhabitants' name for it; for several centuries, however, it was called "Formosa," after the name given the island by the Portuguese (ilha formosa 'Beautiful Island'). "Taiwan" is thus the proper insulanym for Taiwan. The nation of Cuba sits atop Caobana island, the proper insulanym. The constructed language, Palawa kani (made of bits from the dozen or so languages spoken pre-Europe), calls Tasmania, the Australian island, "Lutriwita," which can serve as its insualnym. Other uses of "insulanym": calling Mt McKinley "Denali" (its original name) or Everest "Chomulongma" or devil's Tower "Matho Thipila." Finally, the western "Middle East," which is covered by Israel, Palestine, Lebanon, Jordan, and Syria, is properly called "Canaan" or "Bilād ash-Shām," its Hebrew and Arabic names, respectively.

submitted by scott m. ellsworth - (www)

insultant - A consultant who criticises negatively is an insultant.

e.g., He's not a consultant, he is an insultant.

submitted by Danny Kostyshin

insults - Google Google Google Google Google agrexophrenic condiddling gulchin parnel shotclog amatorculist crambazzle hog rubber pathodixiac slockster ambodexter cumberground hogminny petulcity slotterhodge anile cypripareuniaphile hybristophiliac phallocamposis smatchet anisomastic dandisprat igly philopornist smellsmock antithalian diggot janiform pigwidgeon snarge antivitruvian dizzard jehu pinch-weasel sneckdraw avisodomite draffsack kirkbuzzer pinchback snoutband barlichood drazel klismaphiliac pinchgut snudge bdolotic droud knipperdollin pinchpin spintry blowmaunger dunderwhelp licktwat plooky thelypthoric blowsabella fizgig lily-livered poltroon twiddlepoop bratchet flambuginous mackabroin pygobombe uzzard buffard fling-dust mattoid quakebuttock waghalter buffarilla furciferous mudsill quibberdick wallydraigle byspel fussock muscod rabiator weasel callet gink mutton-humper rudas widdiful carminative grizely mutton-thumper rudesby wittol chalcenterous gubbertush naffin sangrado yazzihamper chordee gugusse ninmenog shardborn zob

submitted by beelzebub

insurlation - Sharp intake of breath used by plumbers and other repairmen when they see a thing that needs fixing.

e.g., At the sight of my decaying wall the builder gave a loud insurlation and said "That'll cost you."

submitted by Phatman

insurmia - A state of wonderment so strong it results in sleeplessness.

e.g., After my religious experience I was so mentally awakened I had insurmia.

submitted by Ochre Orientis

insurvocivating - A description of a person who is out of this world.

e.g., My Grandfathers charm was insurvocivatingly beautiful.

submitted by Beverly - (www)

int - Is not.

e.g., It int a frog, it's a toad.

submitted by Luke McCarthy

intaxication - Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with.

e.g., I was intaxicated only until I realized how long it had taken to get my refund.

submitted by Dana Friedman - (www)

integratuitous - When you have so much integrity, that it almost becomes a little gratuitous. To be usedonly sarcastically.

e.g., Lyndon Johnson? I'd say he was integratuitous, wouldn't you? No one ever trusted Richard Nixon.

submitted by Pat Nowak

integrify - To add integrity.

e.g., We need to integrify our actions ... by telling everyone how wonderful what we did is.

submitted by bigred

integrious - To operate or conduct oneself with integrity.

e.g., Jim is very integrious; you can always count on his word.

submitted by Brian Sutton - (www)

integritous - Having or showing integrity.

e.g., You can trust me; I am an integritous woman.

submitted by esther lafair

integritous - (adj., in-TEG-ri-tus) 1. Having integrity: honest, honorable, just, fair, self-consistent; 2. Whole, solid, unbroken, uncompromised [An adjectival form of "integrity" which is sorely needed ... both the word and the character trait it represents.]

e.g., "So what do we know about this judge? Is he in Sharkey's pocket too?" "No way: Judge Oats is really integritous: as clean as the proverbial whistle, as honest as a bad photograph, and as uncompromising as the bottom of the sea." || "COB! Damage report!" "She's still integritous, Sir; two injuries reported in the forward torpedo room."

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth

integronomika - Sector of applied research (and modeling) about process of regional integration process in the economic as the answer to the challenges, risks, and opportunities of globalisation.

e.g., Eurasian economic union is the project of integronomika for interpreneurs from Armenia, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Kirgizstan, and Russia.

submitted by Stanislav Naumov - (www)

intelactual - Having Intel inside. | Spilling milk inside your CPU.

e.g., He theorized that eating the chip would make him deathly ill in addition to making him Intelactual. | Got milk? Intelactual happened. Milk inside.

submitted by S. Berliner, III - (www)

intelicthys - Fish and chips.

e.g., Too much Intelicthys made the Intelactual deathly ill.

submitted by S. Berliner, III - (www)

inteligent - A guy who has only Intel chips inside.

e.g., No IBM or Motorola chips for the Inteligent.

submitted by S. Berliner, III - (www)

intelimal - Used to refer to animals commonly used by intelligent people. Such animals include penguins, moose, llamas, and platypuses.

e.g., Did you ever notice how much Monty Python makes use of intelimals? I mean they got the penguin on the tele and the moose that bit my sister?

submitted by Trev

intellectual - Those who point out the marketing ploys Intel uses to get you to buy their products. The Intellectuals come up with long technical descriptions to straighten you out.

e.g., The I.T. worker just read a review of the latest Intel model and immediately posted on the newsgroups his Intellectual views of what's wrong with the latest release.

submitted by Choibacco - (www)

intellectual property - Real estate on which an institution of higher learning is built. {ED. In the future, please submit entries without capitalizing every word.}

e.g., Columbia University occupies a LOT of intellectual property.

submitted by Mitchel Yerzy

intellectualist - Someone who has a bias or exhibits bigotry against people of lesser intelligence

e.g., Dave: I am not a racist, or a sexist. I'm an intellectualist. Ed: Uncalled for, I might add.

submitted by Dave Flomberg - (www)

intellefluence - A point in time that allows an abstract thought to filter through a person's intellect and how thoughts become the influence resulted from motivation and motive-action of an individual embracing the negativity of another person, healing their wounds with words of wisdom.

e.g., As a result of Suzy's traumatic experience and stress related measures, the counselor managed to soothe the mind-set of Suzy by engaging in the state of intellefluence.

submitted by Joseph Mercado - (www)

intellegent key - A compound attribute composed of a sufficient number of (otherwise) non-unique attributes of an Entity that results in a mathematically probable (although not absolute) unique identifier (Information Modeling).

e.g., The combination of First Name, Last Name, Birthplace, and Birth-date concatenated form a unique identifier for a Person Entity, an Intelligent Key.

submitted by Jack L Swayze - (www)

intelligence in stupidity - Definitely, there is some intelligence in a stupid person. Trust me, it's not easy bein' stupid. One has to be really intelligent to be a stupid person.

e.g., Yeah, I know, I gave a stupid description. But, you know, there really *is* intelligence in stupidity.

submitted by Varun

intelligence leaks - A term often seen in the news these days: malicious gossip and rumors.

e.g., Have you seen the latest intelligence leaks about Trump's cabinet members?

submitted by HD Fowler - (www)

intelligenius - Intelligence so great that you can only call it genius. Can describe certain humans, but most especially intergalactic visitors who occasionally (or frequently) visit Earth's shores..

e.g., The humans failed to recognize our subtle but inherent intelligenius, so we blasted them out of existence before we could change our minds.

submitted by Paul Edic - (www)

intelligentiosityness - All that good intellectual and mental astuteness that people have worked for, could work for, and are working for.

e.g., The gentleman reclining in his chair has gained several degrees in his lifetime so you can well imagine his intelligentiosityness.

submitted by Stephanie

intelligentize - To become smart and intelligent.

e.g., Eating lots of peanuts is known to have intelligentizing effects.

submitted by Jerwin Maximo - (www)

intelphakenlectual - 1. A a know-it-all who puts on airs of being an intellectual. 2. Doing something "intellectual."

e.g., 1. Cliff, the postal worker in Cheers was an intelphakenlectual. 2. We went to the ballet; it was an intelphakenlectual date.

submitted by John Horvath - (www)

intenseticles - A cross between the word intense and the ending ticles. It is a fun word to use because it sounds funny. It means cool or sweet.

e.g., MJ's slam dunk was intenseticles.

submitted by Chris Sullivan

intensicle - Very intense or cool, with the added "-sicle" to make it sound cooler.

e.g., Alex: It's snowing. Brandon: I know, it's intensicle.

submitted by Alex

intentative - A half-hearted commitment to accomplish something.

e.g., I promise to start a regular program of aerobic exercise for an hour every day. Perhaps next week -- at least that's my intentative.

submitted by Charlie Lesko

intention span - That brief period for which resolve holds firm. Derivation: malapropism of "attention span" Mike Lincoln (2002)

e.g., His New Year's resolutions were dashed almost immediately by his brief intention span, which pathologically under-bid the attention span of a goldfish.

submitted by David Johnston - (www)

intentional care - Special care unit in a hospital.

e.g., He was so sick they had to put him in the intentional care unit at the hospital.

submitted by Brian Kovacs