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frobble - Generic term for plastic bits and pieces of toys, blocks, construction sets, and so on.

e.g., Kids, playtime is over. Pick up all the frobbles.

submitted by Phillip Piper

frobnicate - 1. To munge; to process in an unspecified but vaguely complicated way. 2. To screw up in a particularly convoluted or elegant way.

e.g., I'm not sure how that program works; all I know is it frobnicates whatever you type in so you can't read it anymore.

submitted by Laird Nelson

frobulation - Technical term referring to the cumulative effects of packet loss, latency, bandwidth restriction, line noise, and local environmental constituents on a network. Otherwise known as "lag."

e.g., I would have logged on sooner, but the frobulation got me. Everything was working fine, and then I got frobulated.

submitted by salamandir - (www)

froculating - 1. A form of flirting that is more erotic than frolicking but less sexually eventful than copulating. 2. May also be used to describe the extremely kinky mating habits of river frogs.

e.g., In the days when bundling was still in use, more froculating went on than copulating.

submitted by Albi/Eugy

frog's hair - Southernism for something very sparse or fine. Term given to the very fine blades of grass that ring the green in golf.

e.g., I thought I was on the green for a birdie, but I was only in the frog hair.

submitted by Joel Parker

frog-kisser - A childishly hopeful dreamer.

e.g., John Lennon was nothing but a frog-kisser.

submitted by David Evans

frogadapipt - Someone who likes to make up words.

e.g., I am a frogadapipt.

submitted by David - (www)

froggin' - The generic word for mobile typing.

e.g., Are you froggin'on your PDA?

submitted by Linda Marroquin - (www)

frogging - Frogging is when you are knitting or needle-pointing and you have to rip-it, rip-it, rip-it. {ED. Thanks for the smile, Loretta. Just what I needed to cheer me up.}

e.g., I was knitting an extremely complicated sweater, and noticed I had made a mistake several rows back, I had to rip-it. I really hate frogging!

submitted by Loretta

froglet - Small frog: a tadpole, a pollywog. Used in the British programme The Clangers.

e.g., The froglet jumped off the lily pad and into the pond.

submitted by Adrian Hobbs

frognadian - Descriptive term for those people who live in Canada who can't decide whether they want to be French or Canadian. These are the people who force all the signs in the city of Montreal and the Province of Quebec to be printed in both French and English.

e.g., If you need to know how to pronounce "fleur de lis" or "menage a trois," go ask Maurice; he's frognadian. Q. Who's going to the Stanley Cup playoffs this year? A. Probably not the Montreal Frognadians.

submitted by Dave Konneker

frogophobia - 1. Fear of amphibians, mostly frogs. 2. Fear of being hit very hard in the arm; frogged.

e.g., Her frogophobia is ridiculous.

submitted by Chris Hundley

frogpole - The opposite of a tadpole; a woman who is dating a man who is considerably older than she is.

e.g., Right now, I'm seeing a frogpole: He's 31, and I'm 21.

submitted by Rainbow Woman

frogurt - Frozen yogurt.

e.g., I don't want ice cream because I want some healthy frogurt!

submitted by J-Hi

frohawk - A mohawk hairdo composed of nappy, curly hair.

e.g., Adam, you need to clip off that frohawk. It makes you look like Jack Osbourne.

submitted by BigAssFries

froke - The past tense of 'freak'.

e.g., I really froke out when I saw the exam.

submitted by Mark R. Livingston

froke - Past tense of freak.

e.g., I froke when I saw the bill.

submitted by jon mccasland

froke, froked - This is an odd conjugation of "freak" I came up with, and seems to be rubbing off on people who hear me use it.

e.g., "When his girlfriend broke up with him, he froked out." "When she broke up with me, I froke out"

submitted by Ksennin

frolf - To play disc golf.

e.g., Let's go frolf later today.

submitted by Jake Lewis

frolicologist - A person who practices the study of having fun.

e.g., Goe forbid that your internist be a frolicologist.

submitted by Bill

frollet - A cross between a mullet and an Afro. Looks like a big ball of hair.

e.g., Geez, Chad's frollet is enormous.

submitted by G-Dogg

frollow - When the same person, (stranger or otherwise) always arrives where you are going, before you do.

e.g., I don't believe it! Walt's here, too. That guy has frollowed me all over town.

submitted by richard

frollowing - When someone seems to be following you except that she's in front of you. It's front following.

e.g., I wish they would stop frollowing me.

submitted by Marcus

from hoy - Out of it, not knowing where you are, being absent-minded or ignorant

e.g., I can't seem to remember where I left the remote. I'm from Hoy today.

submitted by Crazy Larry

from now own - Used to indicate ownership from this point forward. To give meaning to a common misspelling of the prepositonal phrase "from now on."

e.g., "Is that your Mustang, chief?" "Yes, it is mine. Great car. Bought today. Paid cash. From now own."

submitted by miss. speller

fromabs - From absolutly no where.

e.g., Well, that proposal clearly came fromabs.

submitted by Nick - (www)

fromage coupage - From the French; to cover large objects in slices of cheese and try to pass it off as art.

e.g., Eduardo's extensive fromage coupage works are pure genius.

submitted by Eduardo

fromalicious - A cute guy or girl, with a fro.

e.g., Albert is fromalicious.

submitted by Ashlee - (www)

fromie - A homie (friend) with a fro!

e.g., Oh yeah, he's my fromie.

submitted by Ashlee - (www)

fromkin - A dance characterized by stiff and jerky body movements, finished off by a fast hard bopping of the head and hair.

e.g., The fromkin can be done only by the most skilled dancers.

submitted by Jorie

fromp - A sweet snack made by baking sweetened pancake batter in the oven in gem irons.

e.g., Can we have Fromps for dessert tonight, Mum, please, can we, can we, huh?

submitted by crochan du

fromunder cheese - A constant unpleasant odor emitting from one's body. Usually not pertaining to his or her's own personal hygiene.

e.g., No one sits next to Jim in the cafeteria because he has a bad case of fromunder cheese.

submitted by BushwickJim

frond - Writing or talking a lot about something while you could summarize it all in a few words.

e.g., I fronded a whole essay about some Shakespeare play when all I know is the name of some characters and the main plot.

submitted by BloodLord

frong - So disgusting or horrifying that it is unspeakably wrong. In fact, it is beyond mere "wrongness."

e.g., Did you hear that kid in the booth behind us? He was talking to his plastic toy zebra, and he said, "You can be my girlfriend." That is so frong.

submitted by Abigail Morell - (www)

fronsis - A person you do not know.

e.g., I stopped by that park, but it was just a bunch of fronsises so I left.

submitted by ditnis

fronson - A word to substitute for a tool or implement.

e.g., Pass the fronson.

submitted by David Turner

frontass - A girl's gut.

e.g., Look at Chris's frontass. Unsightly, isn't it?

submitted by brian

frontload - 1. As opposed to download, where information is received and stored for later use, the frontload does not have a cache. It requires full and immediate attention, but once the desired goal has been reached is almost completely dropped from consciousness, leaving only a shell that allows for a hazy remembrance of your past interest. May be used to describe short-term relationships and my father’s hobbies which have included but in no way are limited to leather tooling, archery, bartending, masonry, and culinary school. 2. A short hot but doomed relationship

e.g., Ramona, it’s not that we won’t see each other any more. It’s just that I frontloaded our relationship and every day I come one day closer to forgetting who you were.

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frood - A really amazingly together guy or girl. Originates form The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.

e.g., That's my friend Nic, she's a real frood.

submitted by polo eating anarchist - (www)

froody - Meaning everything is fine.

e.g., Don't worry. It's froody.

submitted by Pretzel and Memnoch

froofy - Pushover-like.

e.g., John thought to himself, "Chris is awfully froofy for a guy. He cries over broken nails. He's not tough at all."

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frooky - To feel both "freaky" and "spooky" at the same time.

e.g., Your last girlfriend was really frooky.

submitted by Bran

froom - The small amount of air next to your vital parts that makes objects whizzing past dangerously close go "froommm" in warning.

e.g., That rock nearly got me in the ear, but luckily I heard the froom and ducked!

submitted by Toni

froom - Taste like the smell of.

e.g., This juice frooms freshly cut grass.

submitted by Stephen Martin and Samuel Brelsfoard

froop - an exclamation of displaced enthusiasm.

e.g., oh boy! can we go to pita pit?? we can't? oh froop.

submitted by shteeve

froop - A cluster of hair that refuses to join the rest of his comrades who have been confined to a ponytail and continues to stick up, usually at an awkward angle.

e.g., You wearin' your hair in a froop on purpose?

submitted by Sami

froopy - Relaxed, cool, positive, agreeable. Usage similar to "groovy." Derives from "Hoopy" and "Frood" as coined in the Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

e.g., I really like that new shirt; very froopy!

submitted by scot - (www)

froppies - Stray french fries found at the bottom of a take-out bag after divvying out large orders of fast food. Froppies are usually in high demand and are the cause of many sibling wars.

e.g., Dibs on the froppies.

submitted by scruffy

frorority - Cross between a sorority and a fraternity.

e.g., Sam, the crossdresser, belongs to a frorority at college.

submitted by Matt McLaughlin

froshmores - freshmen and sophomores all bunched together.

e.g., Freshmen, sophomores, who can tell the difference? They are all froshmores to me.

submitted by genevieve

fross - Both funny and gross.

e.g., Wrestling is fross.

submitted by Kim

frost - To encrypt a single stage of a multi-stage network connection, especially between an end user and a proxy server.

e.g., I don't trust my ISP, so I have my proxy server frost my connection to the web.

submitted by Silus Grok

frostback - A Canadian working in the USA.

e.g., We've got a frostback from Toronto for two weeks to help code the site.

submitted by Adverb

frosted flake - A teenage girl who's freezing in a tank top and short shorts and can't stop hugging herself.

e.g., "You still dating the same frosted flake, Phil?" "Nah, she gave me the cold shoulder once too often. Wouldn't let me help her warm up."

submitted by Greg

frosts my balls - A long-existing expression used to express annoyance with someone or something.

e.g., It's bad enough that Columbia University will be offering an Occupy Wall Street field course for credit, but what really frosts my balls is that a similar course will be offered to Air Force Academy graduate students.

submitted by Amicus Curiosa - (www)

frosts my grommet - Idiom: "makes me feel extremely [annoyed or] unhappy." Same as "chaps my ass," I'd say. Several of the examples come from the same source: sportswriter Tom Bartsch.

e.g., "That’s bad enough, but the fact that the television announcers never call them on it is what really frosts my grommet. " |  
"But when someone intentionally attempts trails/obstacles that are well beyond the rigs capability, it just frosts my grommet, esp. if he happens to be in my group or in front of me." |  
"This really chaps my ass and frosts my grommet when I think about it. I forked out $180 for my ticket (my fault, missed the early bird sale) and I think it was about $120 for the RV site." |  
"How did 'liberal' get to be a dirty word? I know that seems to contradict the headline, but it frosts my grommet that the popular usage of an important word gets twisted around to mean something almost diametrically different than what the dictionary says." |  
"But the fact that a federal agency can just tell a company not to complete a multi-zillion-dollar facility because some union members across the continent from them don’t want it built just frosts my grommets. And Harry Reid comparing the NLRB’s stand to the Founding Father’s approach to government takes my grommets down to 0 degrees Kelvin." |  
"Still, though, stuff like this really frosts my grommet; since the rest of us (and our companies) end up footing the bill." |  
"A minor gripe, but still one of those things that frosts my grommet." |  
"(In light of the terrifying power of censorship, I've decided to cravenly cower to the squeaky wheels that run this society, and replace all possibly-vulgar terms with the names of medieval weapons). This whole situation really frosts my grommets: while Bettman and his many Flameberges may puff out their chests and point to themselves for doing the right thing, it's pretty moronic to think of hockey as some sort of forum for a debate on morality and censorship. Hockey is entertainment, plain and simple. . . ." |  
"Frankly I think Vovin and Windsearcher22 just wanted to see how I'd handle the situation. I've tried not to be vulgar or downright mean but being called 'stupid' - especially by someone who has proven themselves to be just that -- really frosts my grommets." |  
"That kind of stuff honestly gets deep under my cranky old man skin and frosts my grommets to no end." |  
"And do you want to know what really frosts my grommet? What the opponents of same-sex marriage are doing now is not demonstrably different than what whites in the Deep South were doing in the 1950s. Equal rights for blacks were going to arrive; it was only a matter of how long people would have to wait for justice to be served." |  
"That’s another big part of what frosts my grommet about this frenzy of Halper bashing: It’s not just his good name and reputation that are getting smeared, it’s the good name and reputations of a whole battalion of people who worked on that epic auction." |  
"Of the three players mentioned in the previous paragraph, I am convinced that Bonds and Clemens will both ultimately be admitted to the Hall of Fame. Bonds is so thoroughly despised by so many in the fourth estate that his election could very well take several years, but eventually he’ll have to be voted in. Though it frosts my grommet to say it, he was the best player of his generation." |  
"Dude? It really frosts my grommets when I hear someone calling people 'dude.' That's just rude." |  
Just about anything I hear Chuck Schumer say frosts my grommet.

submitted by HD Fowler - (www)

frosty - Alert, ready for action, calm, cool-headed.

e.g., As used in the film _Aliens_, "There's a lot of activity down there, so I want everyone to stay frosty."

submitted by ditnis

frotee - What happens when someone with really curly hair tries to grow a goatee.

e.g., Check out Cameron's frotee. He needs to shave it off.

submitted by BigAssFries

fround - From around.

e.g., I don't know who he is. He's not fround here. Maybe he's from Clinton?

submitted by HD Fowler

froze-inated - freezing

e.g., "Burr...I'm nearly froze-inated, cause it's so cold out here!"

submitted by Ashley M.

frozen - Way beyond cool. So cool it's frozen. Awesome.

e.g., Their new CD is seriously frozen.

submitted by edward G

frozenbubbled - How crappy you feel when you have to go to work in an hour and you've accidentally stayed up all night drinking and playing Frozen Bubble.

e.g., Perhaps I should try to think of a good excuse to call in sick for work since I am frozenbubbled today.

submitted by josh fuller - (www)

fruad - Fraud. The example comes from comments to an Internet news article. The all-caps presentation and the exclamation point hint at the level of intelligence exhibited shown by the commenter.

e.g., Obama is a FRUAD!

submitted by Miss Speller - (www)

frubie - A person who is amusing in an unsual or inventive fashion.

e.g., Carrot Top is my favorite frubie.

submitted by Laura Hadfield - (www)

fruck - Past tense of "freak" when used as a verb.

e.g., I totally fruck out last night when I couldn't find my keys.

submitted by womanofamplegirth

frudconslation - (frud'con'la'tion) noun - a moment of complete frustration that leads a person into a dead-end state of loss or stupor to/in a situation or problem.

e.g., Walking through the garden maze, I spotted a young woman with a lot of frudconslation as she stormed around searching for the end.

submitted by Miss McCann

frude - The wrinkling of external appendages as a direct result from over-exposure to water.

e.g., My fingers have gone all frude.

submitted by mouse - (www)

frugalitious - Small but very tasty

e.g., Mmm . . . that Kylie Minogue is frugalitious.

submitted by Travis Bentley

fruit salad - The spread of brightly-colored ribbons and medals that adorn a veteran soldier's left chest.

e.g., He'd been a brave soldier through three wars and his chest was covered with fruit salad.

submitted by Steve McDonald

fruitabels - The little sticky tags placed on fruits and vegetables to identify and sell them.

e.g., Blech! When I bit into my apple, I accidentally swallowed the fruitabel. Now I feel sick. . . .

submitted by jeanine wisniewski

fruitation - Fruition.

e.g., When I completed my second Ph.D., all my dreams came to fruitation. Finally, I was qualified to work at Wally World.

submitted by PAM

fruitbooter - An inline skater, especially the extreme sub-breed.

e.g., Those fruitbooters think they are just so cool.

submitted by brandon - (www)

fruited - Used to refer to Fig Newtons in particular, and can be used in a multitude of ways.

e.g., A cookie is just flour, shortening, sugar, butter, vanilla, etc.; but Fig Newtons are fruited cake. Heavenly.

submitted by Momar - (www)

fruitery - A small grocery store that focuses on mostly fruits and vegetables.

e.g., Crud, we're out of plums. Time to head to the fruitery.

submitted by Garret

fruitile - Fruitless + futile. From "The Dick Van Dyke" Show, Season 4, episode 3, "Love and the Babysitter," written by Bill Persky and Sam Denoff. Originally aired October 7, 1964 (from Wikipedia).

e.g., I've tried to get her to notice me, but my efforts have been fruitile.

submitted by Dan Day - (www)

fruitloop - Someone who is mad, insane, weird.

e.g., By her strange behavior she was clearly a fruitloop.

submitted by Redmaiden - (www)

fruity maroo - A loving insult when one cannot think of anything better to say, in order to define a friend or loved one etc. . . . or her silly behavior.

e.g., A friend comes into a room full of people and does something outrageously silly but slightly embarrassing to herself. In the midst of laughing, you might say to her, "Jennifer, you're a fruity maroo. But I love you anywho."

submitted by Jennifer

frullet - Front mullet. Short all over, with a fringe at the front.

e.g., That frullet makes you look like a bogan, Cletus.

submitted by Paul

frummel - A collective effort of a group of people, whereby you all stand in a circle with a beer. You shake the beer vigorously, hold it horizontally, and slam it against your forehead in hopes of making it explode. If unsuccessful, it is passed to the person on your left. This process is continued until the can explodes. (ED. The editors of the PseudoDictionary do not endorse frummelling. We add the word only to note the stupidity of the times. Such acts are not substantially different from the past, nor will they differ that much from future acts of stupidity. Only the people doing the stupid things change.)

e.g., If there's no frummel, it's a weak party.

submitted by Michael Naujunas - (www)

frump - To hit someone over the head with a foam bat or racket.

e.g., I took up my foam frumping bat, and frumped him silly.

submitted by UIP Lexical Society - (www)

frumple - To get angry. Paticulairely at people who don't get the point, or try to get in your way on purpose.

e.g., Even after I explained the joke to her, she didn't get it. It makes me frumple when people are that dense.

submitted by Aiee - (www)

frunch - (n) free lunch; (v) to search for freebies, especially food and consumables. | Fresh lunch.

e.g., Yesterday after the executive office gala, I caught junior employees hovering by the conference room: frunching for frunch. It reminded me of being a frunch during my new-hire days. | onna, are you making frunch today or is it leftovers again?

submitted by Moyeen | stephen davis

frunder - 1. Expression of extreme awe and dumbfoundment. 2. Relating to wonder.

e.g., 1. His website is frunder. 2. I feel so frunderful when I see that image.

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frunge - To frunge is to give someone a massage to the back of the neck/base of the head.

e.g., I need a good frunge.

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frupple dupple - Whenever my good friend Robert K. tells his corgi dog Petey to "frupple dupple" he jumps right away up on the couch and settles in the cushions

e.g., "Frupple dupple" will get Petey up on the couch, but sometimes he also hears "frupple duppie" which is supposed to mean "relax."

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frupsday - The imaginary day that comes between Saturday and Sunday, used when dealing with long school vacations. Also the day when you didn't have school yesterday and you don't tomorrow.

e.g., There are a ton of Frupsdays during summer vacation.

submitted by Felix Wonderland

frusperation - The feeling one has when one is arguing with a partner, and she cannot see that you are right.

e.g., He felt intense frusperation while she was screaming her point across.

submitted by Simon

frust - When you sweep, it's the line of stuff that always ends up at the lip of the dustpan and which eventually backs you up against the wall as you try to sweep it up.

e.g., Wet a napkin so I can wipe up the frust.

submitted by Marcus

frusto - A very agressive form of frustration, combining of "frustrated" and "aggro."

e.g., I worked on that paper all night, and my roommate saved over the file. I'm so frusto, I could strangle him.

submitted by Leslie

frustramaration - An intensive of simple frustration.

e.g., Sometimes my darned computer sends me into the dark depths of frustramaration. I could throw it out of the window.

submitted by Asher Harris

frustramatrated - A pronunciation of "frustrated," usually in extreme conditions. Commonly in anger.

e.g., This is making me so frustramatrated.

submitted by Arachnophilia

frustranswer - Frustration+answer. When you are given a complicated and obtuse question, you get so frustrated finding a logical and good answer, you put down anything just get it over with.

e.g., I completly frustranswered my science worksheet.

submitted by ryan

frustratory - Causing frustration.

e.g., Homework is so frustratory.

submitted by Arachnophilia

frustriculated - frustation over someone's meticulousness.

e.g., I found her compulsive neatness frustriculating.

submitted by Robert

frusty - Feeling slightly frustrated and flustered, yet majorly annoyed at the same time.

e.g., I am so frusty after spending an extra 30 minutes in traffic today.

submitted by Tami Squaire

frutality - Unable to control, or trying to control without success.

e.g., She will be trying to redirect hands in frutality.

submitted by Grace

frutus - An idiot, a liar, fool.

e.g., You frutus. You've been messin' around with my boyfriend.

submitted by Katra

fry-up - A full English breakfast.

e.g., "Sometimes you just can't beat a decent fry-up -- which is why we have rounded up the best places for fried breakfasts in London."

submitted by HD Fowler - (www)

frying a turkey - Calling someone from your cell phone while you are driving, merely to pass the time of your car ride. There is no other point to the phone call, especially for the recipient of the call. May be used in past tense: My turkey is fried = my car ride is over now.

e.g., Hi, Bob, I'm on the way to the gym and I'm stuck in traffic, so I thought I would fry a turkey.

submitted by Jim Trussell and Gary Clemente

fsck - The other f-word. Origin is UNIX (file system check). Popular with hackers and geeks generally, particularly those connected with Linux.

e.g., Fscking hell. I just vaporized this week's sales report.

submitted by Al Maw - (www)

ft. - Ft. - foot - the length of the pedal extremity on a Roman emperor's leg . 12 times the length of the end joint on his thumb (in., q.v., and see also "ga.") -- as ludicrous as this may seem, it is also true.

e.g., As a rule, a ft. is as good as a yd.; if you don't agree, you can stick it.

submitted by S. Berliner, III - (www)

ftang - Used to replace onomatopoeia, such as "boing."

e.g., " . . . and then he sprang up from nowhere. Ftang!"

submitted by Jamie Bowen

ftmp - For the most part.

e.g., FTMP this abbreviation is unknown.

submitted by Tristen Hayfield

fu - Suffix-like word attached to any of several words, indicating "the force thereof."

e.g., Godzilla attacked them with major giant lizard fu. That jerk got to backtalkin' me, so I had to pull out some major size-12 boot fu.

submitted by Air Gecko

fub - similar to fubby.. another word to describe a "fat roll" on a large individual.

e.g., Wearing a bikini was a bad choice for her, she showed off her triple fubbed torso and i got them confused for gills.

submitted by Matt C

fubar - Fucked Up Beyond All Repair, Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition. Completely worn out or useless.

e.g., Technician to office manager: I checked over your printer thoroughly. Eighty-three percent of all the parts are either broken or worn out. It's FUBAR.

submitted by Dennis, Dave Widdicombe - (www)

fubby - Alternaivte word for "fat" or "overweight."

e.g., After eating so much on the holidays, I began to get really fubby.

submitted by Matt C

fubu - Loser, jerk, etc.

e.g., Good on ya, fubu.

submitted by Kaffy

fucking up the math - A person, system, or root cause that is at fault, causing errors, or making mistakes leading to data loss or the generation of spurious data. Originally seen c. 1990 during a jam session of the rock band Chim Chim, where sometime vocalist Neil Walls was heard to utter: "Sitting in a dark room / Sitting on my ass / Watching TV / Sitting in a dark room / Fucking up the math!" It was later determined that the last lyric was supposed to be "fucking up The Man," but it appeared the tape recording machine used that day, or maybe the piece of media, was fucking up the math.

e.g., "Do you think it's the X-130 switches that are causing the data loss in this scenario, or the RJI cards?" "Well, Juan's most recent and rigorous battery of fmd5 analysis would lead us to believe that the X21-12 tape drives are fucking up the math."

submitted by Rick Shangle

fuckus - A mix between a light verbal disagreement between two or more people, usually kids, such as a fuss, and a more aggressive disagreement such as a ruckus.

e.g., If you don't get each of the kids the same number of gifts this Christmas holiday, there'll be a big fuckus.

submitted by Carol Southern

fucupidness - Fucupidness refers to the level to which a noun is fucked up. For example, Charlie Manson has a high degree of fucupidness.

e.g., His fucupidness was the only barrier to his career as a janitor.

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fud - Food. Pronounced "fudd."

e.g., Better get the kids some fud before they start getting cranky.

submitted by pinder - (www)

fud - Food of dubious nutritional or health value, especially fast food. (Inspired by a Far Side cartoon in which a dog tried to lure a cat into a spin-dryer by writing "CAT FUD" on the door.)

e.g., I've only got 45 minutes to make it to the doctor's office and back -- no time for a proper lunch. I'll just have to grab some fud on the way.

submitted by Jay Hinkelman

fud - Fear of Uncertainty and Doubt.

e.g., My boss is suffering from a severe case of FUD.

submitted by iCE Breaker - (www)

fud marketing - A marketing technique employed by many large companies involving the Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt of change. Often used to keep potential customers from purchasing new and innovative products. Also known in many circles as poison kool-aid.

e.g., I almost got them to sign the order, but then the fud marketing from MonopolySoft kicked in. They really have that IT director drinking the poison kool-aid.

submitted by Blackhart

fuddle-duddle - The result of a marshmallow in the microwave set at high for 5 minutes.

e.g., Whoa! What a fuddle-duddle!

submitted by Keiran Halcyon

fuddy-duddy - "An old-fashioned, fussy person." An old fogey, a stick-in-the-mud.

e.g., Hang in there, kiddies. If you're lucky enough to live that long, one of these days you'll be looked upon as a fuddy-duddy, too. | Believe me, you're not going to be happy when young assholes start calling you an old fuddy-duddy -- or an old man or old woman. It's gonna happen if you live long enough. Count on it. (If you're like me, you won't like being called darling, hon, or sweetie either.)

submitted by HD Fowler

fudge - Like the f-word.

e.g., Man, this is fudged up right here.

submitted by Krille

fudge factor - The answer you wanted divided by the answer you actually got (especially as applied to engineering data).

e.g., What's the fudge factor for this cost estimate for cubic feet of concrete?

submitted by Cory

fudge-head - What you have first thing in the morning. Foggy feeling.

e.g., Rubbing eyes, "Uggg, I got fudge-head this mornin'."

submitted by Jase and Di

fudge-monkeys - Can easily replace the f-word. A simple replacement of curse words. Also, can be a species of monkeys, but only if your imagination really runs that far. Plural as well as singular.

e.g., Holy fudge-monkeys, that was scary.

submitted by KimberlyPeterson - (www)

fudge-nugget - Used to express dissatisfaction or annoyance.

e.g., Ahh, fudge-nugget. I forgot my pencil.

submitted by lauryn - (www)

fudge-sicles - Shows great annoyance. Can also replace damn or the f-bomb. (ED. You caught me in a weak moment. Up it goes.)

e.g., Aw, fudge-sicles, I just dropped my cell phone.

submitted by Angela Dawn

fudgeking - Euphemism for "fucking."

e.g., I'm all about a government that is so fudgeking deadlocked they can't make any more laws or spend any more money.

submitted by beelzebub

fudgemuc - Chocolate that tastes horrible.

e.g., That tasted fudgemuc.

submitted by Ian Morrison

fudgie - (see citidiots)Tourists that travel to Northern Michigan every weekend for tourist activities (and fudge).

e.g., Town will be packed this weekend with all the fudgies up here.

submitted by Robin in Michigan

fudlicecream - The thin bit of ice cream left on the lid of the container that always seems to taste the best.

e.g., Dibs on the fudlicecream.

submitted by Tom and Lee

fuel drool - That few drops of gasoline that invariably comes out of the fuel nozzle after removing it from your vehicle.

e.g., Damn, I got fuel drool on the paint again.

submitted by Elmer Fudd

fug - A product defect (bug) that the manufacturer, generally Microsoft, dismisses as a feature. | Norman Mailer's invented word to replace "fuck" and get by the censors of the day.

e.g., Every time I set the starting page to one it resets to five, so it must be a fug.

submitted by Jack Bellis

fugazi - Military slang. Originally stood for "Fouled Up, Ground Attack, Zipped-In," but during the Vietnam War was used as slang for "fucked up." Also the name of an 80s era punk/hardcore band -- but they took their name from this slang word.

e.g., Yeah, that's all fugazi.

submitted by David

fugazy - Fake, phony.

e.g., I thought he was my friend, but he was just fugazy.

submitted by LeLa

fuggedaboudit - Forget about it. Lots of other variations, such as fageddaboutit, fugeddaboudid, fugeddaboudid, fuggeddaboutit, fugheddaboudit, fugheddaboutit, fuhgeddaboudit, etc.

e.g., Fuggedaboudit. You don't stand a chance with her, Jim. Never did. Never will. Me either.

submitted by Ken Powell

fuggered - An amalgamation of "fuck" and "buggered."

e.g., I'm fuggered after all that work. | I'm completely fuggered.

submitted by Djoran Keil - (www)

fuggle - Very large number, usually more than 1,000.

e.g., "I fuggle-dare you!" Timothy exclaimed to John as the crowd gasped.

submitted by Button

fugharwie - (Same as "fugawi" from Johnny Carson's version of _The Tonight Show_, from the 60s or 70s.) Used when you have no idea where you are.

e.g., Where the fugharwie?

submitted by Lee

fugly - Fucking ugly. Epitome of ugliness. | When someone is so unattractive that her appearance creates a rift in space-time, vastly exceeding notions of linearity, temporality, and memory, she becomes futuristically ugly, or fugly.

e.g., Her ass might be nice, but her face is fugly. | Michelle thinks she's hot, but she's so fugly I'll be seeing her face for years to come. How can anyone with a nose that bad be unaware of it?

submitted by Brian | jw - (www)

fuhrenbunker - (FEW-rin-BUNG-ker; n.) 1. A despot's hidey-hole. 2. A bigwig's growlery (which is a really good word), connoting a bigwig you don't like or who you believe is plotting evil behind closed doors or with his malevolent minions. 3. Enemy headquarters (literal or figurative). 4. a bolt hole or refuge (again, connoting a hefty dose of criminality or atrocity). [From the German "Fuhrenbunker": Hitler's Berlin air-raid shelter/bunker/office complex.]

e.g., When they found Saddam Hussein, he was squatting in a teeny little rat hole: quite a comedown from the opulence he was used to. A miserable excuse for a fuhrenbunker. --------------------------- "The president is being viciously lampooned on al Jazeera." "Well, what a surprise. Last time I watched an al Jazeera broadcast, I was stunned to discover that he's a fascist cannibal who dreams up atrocities in the White House." "Yeah. It's like the SitRoom's a fuhrenbunker or something." --------------------------- "This guy had a nuclear shelter? Why? Does he think it's 1955?" "No, it's more of a hiding place from the Justice Department." "Oh. Let's see." "Let me unlock it here ... there we go." "Holy CRAP! This is not a hiding place; it's a fuhrenbunker!... Is this marble? Is that a fountain? Why didn't he just live in here?" "Oh, well, let me show the actual house." "That bad?" "Worse."

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth - (www)

fulcrum - A person who gorges herself on baked goods.

e.g., Barney the baker ate so many cookies that he could be called a fulcrum.

submitted by Mitchel Yerzy

fulfilling your destiny - referring to people who dye their hair blonde

e.g., You dye your hair blonde? You must be fulfilling your destiny.

submitted by Vicki

full belmonty - Dressing up in a puffy-sleeved shirt, tight pants, boots, and perhaps a long jacket. To look like a Belmont, the family of vampire hunters in the Castlevania series.

e.g., Chris looks goofy. He's gone full belmonty.

submitted by Mike Sacco

full case - A fat stomach. A play on the "six-pack" term for a washboard stomach.

e.g., When I went to my high school reunion, I saw that Chris has a full case these days. He really let himself go.

submitted by Scott Marchus

full court press - Named after the play in basketball, it means to agressively put the moves on, or to hit on someone. To not give up on trying to get someone until you actually get them.

e.g., "Could you see if Mike likes me? I don't want to put the full court press on him if he doesn't, because then I'll look like an idiot." "Guaranteed, he doesn't."

submitted by Serra - (www)

full glass half empty - There are additional choices available to people besides glass half full, glass half empty -- but what to make of them is up for debate.

e.g., Yes, there is 1-> full glass half empty, 2-> empty glass half full, 3-> half empty glass half full, 4-> half full glass fully filled halfway, and 5-> others no doubt. Empty glass half empty?

submitted by Paul Edic - (www)

full mental jacket - This isn't just puny restraining straps, it's a complete straitjacket.

e.g., They found out at the hospital that a hospital gown wasn't enough, so they gave me a full mental jacket.

submitted by Paul Edic - (www)

full on - Complete and total.

e.g., I'm ready for some full on rockin' at tonight's Warrant concert!

submitted by Sean Tubridy - (www)

fulla - "Full of" used by speakers too lazy to add the "f" sound to the end.

e.g., Did you check out that new bookstore? It's fulla new titles.

submitted by Evman

fullapopsicles - When someone attemps to be philosophical but they're full of it, and the only thing they are full of is popsicles.

e.g., I heard him speak but he was fullapopsicles.

submitted by Pete Prodoehl - (www)

fullet - Female mullet. The female version of the horrendous hair style involving short sides and a long back. Favoured by female truck drivers.

e.g., "Oh, my God! What a minger." "That's nothing, did you see that fullet?"

submitted by dan thomas

fulliticulated - Full as a tick when it turns green.

e.g., I am fulliticulated after eating Thanksgiving dinner.

submitted by Katrina Gayden

fully - Definitely.

e.g., "Do you think we'll win tonight?" "Fully."

submitted by spongebob

fully sick - Australian Lebanese term. Used in describing something good, especially a car.

e.g., Fully sick, bro.

submitted by bob

fumblemental - Fumblemental is a derivation of the term "fundamental" for use during football games. It is used to imply a basic knowledge of fumbles and football in general.

e.g., Use of fumblemental is especially appropriate during the viewing of a football game when a fumble occurs due to the error of one of the players.

submitted by Marianne Hollier

fumblepindle - For the 30-second long re-plugging action that follows accidentally pulling out the headphones from your PC when playing loud music at work in a full and deathly quiet office.

e.g., He knew the boss was standing right behind him and that made him fumblepindle even more.

submitted by Brave Sir Robin

fumblescrew - To bobble or mishandle something foolishly or stupidly.

e.g., Joe, don't fumblescrew the football, you dufus.

submitted by A-Raj

fumdidilyhum - A feeling. Not very good, slightly bored.

e.g., I'm fumdidilyhum. How are you?

submitted by Marie

fumic - Strong-smelling.

e.g., Why are you wearing such a fumic aftershave, Santa Claus?

submitted by Courtney

fumismegma - A coating of resin found in high-traffic areas of smoke, namely on the inside of a pipe.

e.g., Give me a paper clip; this pipe's too clogged with fumismegma to use.

submitted by BigAssFries

fun school - A school containing very young kids, usually a preschool or kindergarten class.

e.g., She goes to her fun school every day, that young thing.

submitted by star651

funameter - Mythical gauge which rates the fun factor of any event.

e.g., After that last rollercoaster ride Bill's funameter was pegged.

submitted by Vernon Kindred

funch - To flip your pillow over in the middle of the night to reveal the "cold" side.

e.g., I woke up perspiring last night, so I decided to funch.

submitted by Brad - (www)

funcraptic - So stupid or dumb, that it is instantaneously funny.

e.g., That joke about the yogurt was funcraptic.

submitted by Chelsea Aceheart

functified - The changing or alteration of a physical object or idea in order to make it funky.

e.g., This milk that has been sitting out all day has been functified.

submitted by Michael

functionally anidiot - When someone appears to be intelligent but can't get anything done without botching it.

e.g., Bob seems like a sharp enough guy, but he is functionally anidiot.

submitted by Danielle

functionally broke - A state in which one has no folding money but does have a pocketful of change.

e.g., You're gonna have to pay for the pizza. I'm functionally broke until I hit the ATM.

submitted by Shaduan

functionallywise - Used to describe the fittedness or aptness of a solution to a problem. True, very similar to just "functional," but with a little more recursive thinking about the process of evaluating the measurement of "functionality" itself.

e.g., I know it looks good on paper, but how does it stack up functionallywise?

submitted by Matt Regier - (www)

functionominal - To describe something that is functioning in a nominal fashion.

e.g., Bert: Hey, is that pathfinding algorithm working? Ernie: Functionominally, yes.

submitted by kalin

fund raisin - A dried grape that organizes revenue-generating political events.

e.g., Gilbert, who wanted to be President of the Fruit Stand, badly needed financial backing. So, he turned to Fund Raisin for help.

submitted by Mitchel Yerzy - (www)

fundage - Money.

e.g., We're gonna have to go soon. I'm running low on fundage.

submitted by gerardski

fundage - Current availibility of money that can be spent on non-useful things, like books or going out to dinner.

e.g., I don't think I have enough fundage to go to Red Lobster. Let's go to Taco Bell. You get more for your money there.

submitted by Karen

fundagelical - a religious fanatic, esp. Christian, exhibiting the moral perfectionism of a Fundamentalist and proselytizing zeal of an Evangelical -- in general, an intolerant self-described "born-again Christian."

e.g., The Fundagelical minister blamed the girl's suicide on Heavy Metal and not on his own fearmongering preaching.

submitted by Kevin Fuchs

funderful - 1. A feeling or description of child-like euphroria. 2. Describing an act, place or emotion that is the mostest.

e.g., 1. You are so funderful. 2. That sounds funderfully delicious.

submitted by Scotty McDonell

funderwear - Not the basic whites you wear under your office clothes, but the more unusual and daring numbers you wear on special occasions when you're hoping someone else may get the chance to see them.

e.g., We're going out dancing tonight, so you better wear your funderwear.

submitted by bryan gans - (www)

fundodger - Person who avoids all things fun.

e.g., She's a real fundodger." | "Come on, Brenda, don't be a fundodger."

submitted by clint

fundoo - Fun-loving.

e.g., Rohit is really fundoo guy.

submitted by Rohit

fundsalow - The state of being short on cash.

e.g., Because Alfred was recently struck with yet another case of fundsalow, he was unable to buy himself some candy.

submitted by Adolfo Vazquez

funemployment - The practice of actually enjoying one's unemployment.

e.g., You lost your job? Let me be the first to welcome you to the wonderful world of funemployment.

submitted by Steph Rothstein

funest -
Despite its use in Steve Jobs' marketing campaign for the iPod Touch (It's the funnest iPod ever.), "funnest" is not a word. At least not yet, not in the world of mature adults -- not for us pre-baby-boomers. However, funest is a word, meaning boding or causing evil or death; fatal; disastrous. It's root is the same as funeral's, and it can also mean portending death.

e.g., You can read about some very funest experiences at The Darwin Awards. | Throwing gasoline on a fire won't "win" you a Darwin Award, but it can be a funest experience that removes your genes from the gene pool. You don't actually have to throw gas on a fire to have the experience. Throwing it within a few feet can result in the vapors igniting and exploding, knocking you on your ass. {Nota bene: I speak from personal experience.}

If you're able to walk away at all, you're likely to have some burns -- and less hair on your arms, body, and head than you did a second or so earlier. "HD, what happened to your eyebrows? Going with the Lex Luthor look now, are we?"

submitted by HD Fowler - (www)

fungdunkulous - Something of overly ridiculous or obsessive measure.

e.g., The Nintendo Gamecube controller is not just crazy, it's fungdunkulous.

submitted by Ronald Crisp - (www)

fungetic - Engendering happiness and fun.

e.g., It was one of the most fungetic parties I have ever attended.

submitted by Ellen

fungogu - Pregnant.

e.g., When Fing asked a lady if she was fongogu, she said yes.

submitted by anna - (www)

fungry - A conglomerate of "fucking" and "hungry." To be fungry is to experience an extreme form of hunger, often the result of skipping breakfast and sitting through a three-hour class or meeting.

e.g., I can't remember the last time I was this fungry. I'm so fungry I could eat my shoes.

submitted by Mike Chipman - (www)

fungusting - A mixture of funny and disgusting.

e.g., As he fell on his elbows it hit me that it was fungusting.

submitted by Bryan Cortez

funhater - People that do not appreciate a good time. Many teachers, pastors, and late night Denny's waiters fall into this category.

e.g., Mr. London is a funhater.

submitted by Joe Vincent

funigan - A doubletalk word to obfuscate ignorance of whatever, similar to "bubtay."

e.g., Q: How did you do that? A: I put the funigan in the buptay.

submitted by george kelly

funishment - Fun exercise or other physical activity that is both painful and enjoyable

e.g., Our camping trip was memorable, mostly because of the funishment we endured on our mountain bikes.

submitted by rich

funk doctor - a DJ, somebody who plays songs and or raps.

e.g., Joe: KFUG's new funk doctor is great. Bob: They shoulda hired this guy last year.

submitted by Mo

funkadasical - Extremely funky. Awesome. Really cool.

e.g., The concert Friday was funkadasical.

submitted by Kevin Woosley

funkadillic - Bad.

e.g., The ice cream tasted funkadillic because it was over two years old.

submitted by ashquwa

funkafied - Used to describe something or someone that has become incredibly cool and funky.

e.g., Belle: Check out this new website for made up words. Rochelle: Oh, wow, that's funkafied.

submitted by Belle

funkalicious - Something that is very kewl, funky, awesome, and in a sense, delicious.

e.g., That is quite a pair of funkalicious pleather pants you are wearing today.

submitted by Daisey

funker - An insult to a chunky or "porky" person.

e.g., You're right, Chris's mom is a bit of a funker. I think that's where Chris got it.

submitted by Shannon Cassady

funkeratic - Said of a really bright outgoing person or thing. Something that is not quite normal but is highly popular.

e.g., Titch is funkeratic. She has such bright and strange ideas.

submitted by titch411

funkified - To have become funky: e.g., caked with grime, grease, oil, mold, mildew, etc. To have an odor that is generally funky: e.g., to smell like feet, sweat, etc. To be spoiled. To be in a state of funkiness.

e.g., The funkified spaghetti sauce in the back of the refrigerator had been there for over a year.

submitted by Scott McGrath

funkin wagnalls - A lexicon - the PD's only serious competitor.

e.g., Look it up in your Funkin Wagnalls.

submitted by S. Berliner, III - (www)

funkitated - 1. Untruthful. 2. Disorder or disorganization. 3. A displeasing sensory experience.

e.g., That is funkitated. Don't ever say you made up the word "funkitated." We know Dana made up the word.

submitted by Scott

funkledorfin' - Feeling out of sorts and wanting to get away from it all.

e.g., I'm lyin' low and funkledorfin' 'til I get out of this funk I'm in, Fred.

submitted by Linda L. Dowd

funkomentelliptic - The way one feels when her mind's funkoment begins to lose its circular shape and be slightly eccentric, less funkomental and more elliptic.

e.g., It's tuesday, and the dog got shampooed. I was gonna eat some gravy and enjoy the evening with a couple of cold beers and a Peewee Herman movie, but now I'm feeling a bit funkomentelliptic.

submitted by steve zihlavsky

funkovitch - Extremely weird, odd, or out of place.

e.g., What's Nader doing speaking at the Republican Convention? That's funkovitch.

submitted by Aquila

funktagious - So funky you catch it as a disease.

e.g., Them twangers of Twang Darkly sho have some funktagious grooves.

submitted by steve zihlavsky - (www)

funktified - That which has become "cool" or of a funk state.

e.g., That broken keyboard is fixed; it's been funktified.

submitted by Looneymidi

funktillion - A sarcastically huge amount, in mathematical terms "infinity factorial."

e.g., I just spent about a funktillion bucks getting my car fixed.

submitted by Scott Lattimore

funktual - Turning up late, but making up for it with a stylish entrance.

e.g., Middle-management waited to start the meeting, when Johnny cruised through the doors with his usual funktuality.

submitted by ashsimmonds

funkworthy - awesome, cool, held in high reguard.

e.g., I've just come back from Amsterdam. Boy was it funkworthy.

submitted by alan

funky - 1. Cool in an odd or quirky way. 2. Rotten or rancid in an odd way.

e.g., 1. These home-made trombones make a realy funky sound. 2. That green cheese made my stomach feel funky.

submitted by Abi

funky chicken - Cool, great, awesome.

e.g., I have only two words to describe that movie, funky chicken.

submitted by Matt

funky knuckles - For someone who plays a mean guitar.

e.g., He plays bass guitar like a champ--he's got funky knuckles.

submitted by Maggie McFarland

funna - A midwest adaptation of "finna."

e.g., I'm funna leave. Peace.

submitted by alex

funnabagos - Female breasts.

e.g., Look at those funnabagos.

submitted by sa

funnalize - To make an event or an action more fun.

e.g., Let's order pizza. That should really funnalize watching the movie.

submitted by amanda moss - (www)

funner - More fun.

e.g., This game is so much funner than that one.

submitted by haley thomas

funner, funnest - Fun, funner, funnest: fun, more fun, most fun.

e.g., Let's hit the water slide. It's funner than the pool.

submitted by Christy Moss

funnerest - The most fun ever.

e.g., That was the most funnerest ride I have been on.

submitted by Sue

funnest - Most fun.

e.g., 14 is the funnest age to be.

submitted by aubrey

funnicky - Humorously expressive of one's pickiness/finickyness.

e.g., Chris requires a week of communication over the phone to iron out dinner details, as she only eats this in season and that in season, and the dairy products must be local, and nothing but organic whole foods, and on and on. But at least she's pleasant and funnicky, so it's usually not too big a pain.

submitted by steve zihlavsky - (www)

funnuer - Someone who is boring and doesn't want to do something fun when everyone else does; a.k.a., a party-pooper.

e.g., When we wanted to go to the beach, Jeremy was the worst funnuer I've ever seen because he said he was allergic to sand.

submitted by Katie

funny factor - simply the main reason for doing something otherwise seen as uncool.

e.g., Let's go see _Harry Potter_, just for the funny factor.

submitted by brent

funnyossity - Strange or peculiar (in a nice way).

e.g., Fancy being afraid to ask Beth for a date. You are a funnyossity.

submitted by Roy Bates

funsucker - Someone who takes the fun out of everything.

e.g., You're a real funsucker for not going to the movies with us, Chris.

submitted by chad nelson

funt - The skill used and the process of HUNTING for FUNDS.

e.g., I have to funt before the proposal is submitted.

submitted by Renee

funt - The middle section (where it gets skinny) of an hourglass.

e.g., The funt is blocked and the sand cannot get through.

submitted by mike dean

funtabulistic - Amazingly fun and fantastic and fabulous--with a bullet.

e.g., Wow, that show was the best ever, definitely funtabulistic.

submitted by amy

funted - Used to work once, but is now completely broken beyond repair (generally for no apparent reason).

e.g., Q: Why isn't the server working? A: No idea. It's completely funted.

submitted by Al Maw - (www)

funturbed - To find something funny, yet disturbing.

e.g., I just saw Pulp Fiction; I really enjoyed it, but found it oddly funturbing.

submitted by MQ on behalf of Saba Ali

funusual - An unexpected goodtime while doing a not so fun thing.

e.g., My trip to the dentist was funusual because she was such comedian

submitted by coffeewood

funy - A mix between funny and funky--pronounced as 'puny', but with an F of course. :) Usually used as a compliment for something spiffy.

e.g., What a funy new sweater.

submitted by Selderaya - (www)

fur - Stupid.

e.g., Don't be fur.

submitted by kristen

fur stration - The emotional turmoil an owner of a long haired cat or dog has, in dealing with his pet's loose strands.

e.g., It's worse in the Spring. I walk into my house, and Butter's soft, golden hair is starting to cover everything --- the furniture, the rug, the sport jacket I just brought back from the cleaners. Those floating strands are wafting slowly in the air around me and are landing on my head, on my face, in my eyes, achoo! On the terrible fur stration of a long haired pet owner!

submitted by Charlie Lesko - (www)

furbelicious - Used to describe a beautiful animal, being very furry and also very gorgeous.

e.g., My fluffy cat is Ms. Furbelicious personified.

submitted by RBC

furbling - Having to wonder through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank when you are the only person in line.

e.g., When I went to the bank, I had to furble my way to the teller.

submitted by erika

furfnaboofy - 1. A homemade or makeshift cat toy. 2. Furf. Shredded paper or cardboard, created by pet rodents to pass the time or soften their bedding.

e.g., 1. Sofia fashioned a furnfnaboofy for Bluto out of an old sock and some catnip. 2. I gave Ratboy that toilet paper roll last night, and by this morning it was gerbil furf.

submitted by Suzanne

furgangi - A material consisting of a mixture of fine animal furs arranged into a plaid-like pattern, worn mostly by the richest and most well-to-do gangsters on the West Coast. Similar to the Burberry Check, this patterned fur uses fur in colors such as burgundy, tan, black, and white. Furs are dyed to enhance shades.

e.g., My new Furgangi coat is like a mixture of mink and Burberry, and I only had to rob a coupla banks to buy it.

submitted by Jeff Manuel

furgle - To copulate rudely with a member of the opposite sex. Sex, or to have sex.

e.g., When they furgle, they have an all-night furgle. | Can someone please tell me what a furgle actually is? (Naval slang for "grope," "to feel a woman's body intimately." | "Furgle. To copulate rudely, crudely or noisily," Roger's Profanisaurus. | "A synonym for sexual intercourse," | "Furgle, to copulate rudely with a member of the opposite sex. Used by Joseph Heller in Catch-22. Probably originates from the German term 'v geln,' which means... 'to copulate rudely with a member of the opposite sex.' (KAH, 5.1.98)," The Swear Dictionary)

submitted by Pip Wilson - (www)

furn - The verb of hitting someone to the point of bleeding with garden furniture.

e.g., I was going to furn him but he never showed up.

submitted by JD

furnace-iture - What any piece of furniture becomes when you unexpectedly find yourself in the "hot seat."

e.g., When my boss began questioning my work on the O'Donnell Account, my comfy executive chair suddenly turned into a piece of furnace-iture.

submitted by Mitchel Yerzy - (www)

furnidents - The indentations left in the carpet after moving furniture.

e.g., We knew that we put the couch back in the exact same spot because we positioned its feet in the original furnidents.

submitted by John - (www)

furnitologist - A student or practitioner of furnitology. {ED. Now, if we only knew what furnitology means.}

e.g., I know a great furnitologist who can bonify the provenance of your Victorian chair. {ED. Or bonify.}

submitted by john

furnitology - The study of furniture. Furnitology is the term one uses when bringing the history, design, and building procedure under one umbrella.

e.g., What's the provenance of that antique highboy? Anybody here a furnitologist?

submitted by Neil Lamens

furniture porn - Ikea catalogues -- nice things arranged in pleasing ways that makes you look at your own and go "Why doesn't mine look like that?"

e.g., I'm moving out soon, so I guess I should check out some furniture porn to see what I should buy.

submitted by MiLLiE

furnitureorthetv - used when someone is being unclear about what they are asking for.

e.g., I'm confused. Do you want to buy the furnitureortheTV?

submitted by Egon

furocious - The eternal shedding of household pets.

e.g., I have one black and one white cat; this allows me to look furocious, no matter what I am wearing.

submitted by gailr

furple - [fur-puhl] (noun) An abridging of the words "furry" and "people." Primarily used by pet owners and others in refering to furry animals as individuals with personality. Related words, fursonality, furson.

e.g., My furple let me know it's time to eat by barking in the kitchen.

submitted by Robert Goltz

furrdown - The part of the ceiling that's lower in order to accomate cabinets or recessed lighting.

e.g., George smacked his head on the furrdown, reaching in to replace one of the halogens over the sink.

submitted by Katrina Glows

furry - 1. A creature with form, anatomy, or expressed characteristics or traits of both humans and animals.

e.g., I am a Furry. The Furry sub-culture is extremely diverse.

submitted by Fionacat - (www)

furson - [fur-suhn] (noun) A furry animal, whether male, female, or juvenile, usually a domestic pet. An abridging of the words "furry" and "person." Primarily used by pet owners and others in referring to a furry animal as a unique individual. Related words, furple, fursonality.

e.g., My little furson, Gizmo, really likes the new crispy treats I bought.

submitted by Robert Goltz

fursonality - [fur-suh-nal-i-tee] (noun) The visible aspect of a domestic pet's character as it impresses others. An abridging of the words "furry" and "personality." Primarily used by pet owners and others in referring to a furry animal. | A furson as an embodiment of a collection of qualities. 3. Psychology. a. The sum total of the physical, mental, emotional, and social characteristics of an individual furry animal. b. The organized pattern of behavioral characteristics of the individual furry animal.

e.g., My dog Gizmo has a curious and unique fursonality.

submitted by Robert Goltz

further - A person who grows fur-bearing animals for furriers.

e.g., PETA pickets the further's father for fathering farther furriers's farthings; i.e., for furthering ?arther furs.

submitted by S. Berliner, III - (www)

furthernote - Contraction of "furthermore note."

e.g., Furthernote that the ruler must be aligned with the side of the paper for accurate results.

submitted by rgovostes

fuscles - Not quite fat, but not quite muscles.

e.g., Daiv liked to argue that his huge thighs were composed of fuscles.

submitted by Combat Jane & Combat Daiv

fuspiel - A futile spiel. When someone is trying to tell you or show you something that you already know, they are "fuspieling." Fuspieling is generally annoying, as it tends to have an innate patronizing tone or manner.

e.g., Bill was working on the engine when Tom started telling him how to fix the problem. Bill was well aware of the solution and listened to Tom's fuspiel patiently, although he felt slightly irritated by it.

submitted by Susanne Strickland

fussass - Pronounced as "fuss-arse." Of someone who is particularly fussy in her behaviors and work habits.

e.g., Cathy is a fussass -- because she likes to maintain a high standard of work, that's why. Hmmm, maybe that's why she's been promoted twice and I'm still on new hire probation.

submitted by sjb

fussiness - A business run by a fussy person.

e.g., The museum was a bad fussiness, so you never knew what to expect each day except trouble.

submitted by Adrian R. Lawler

fussivity - state of affairs in which people fuss constantly

e.g., We were all in a state of fussivity during the holiday.

submitted by Patricia Beckett - (www)

fusstrated - "Being exasperated over an extended chaotic situation, usually stemming from too much fussing about nothing. Fuss + frustrated"

e.g., I was so fusstrated at my kids that I gave in and let them have their way.

submitted by Kent

fustache - The hair that grows above a female's lip.

e.g., He did not kiss her goodnight because he was turned off by her fustache.

submitted by Nan Bagley

fustercluck - A situation that has deteriorated beyond the point of any possible rescue. IT world variant of "clusterfuck."

e.g., This project is a fustercluck. I'm going home.

submitted by Dave Roe - (www)

fustulate - To worry without need; to work yourself up over nothing.

e.g., It's just a test --don't fustulate.

submitted by Curt

fusty - Being difficult; usually the result of hunger or lack of sleep. Related to "fussy." Usually accompanied by wiggling, foot-stamping, whining, or making a wincing rat-face.

e.g., I know you're hungry, so stop being fusty and pick a restaurant already.

submitted by Nick

fustyluggs - (Fusty Luggs) "A beastly, sluttish woman. Definition taken from _The 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue_, originally by Francis Grose." I've been trying to come up with a less condemning term to use for what we might have called a promiscuous woman in my younger days. "Fustyluggs" doesn't seem like a viable candidate. Player?

e.g., Every time I think of what she said, I can't help but also think what an insult it was coming from a fustyluggs.

submitted by HD Fowler - (www)

futensil - A useless tool or implement.

e.g., Unable to think of a more thoughtful gift, she resorted to ordering another futensil from a cooking catalog.

submitted by Ken Baldwin

futilation - Being frustrated about a situation but knowing that it is futile to attempt to do anything about it.

e.g., He was futilated by his attempts to access the website.

submitted by Tangent Man

futileon - A person lost in time, and trying to keep things from changing; a person who is constantly repairing things to try to keep them the same; a person fighting a losing battle.

e.g., He can be classed as a futileon who thinks he can make that hysterical female stay home and be faithful.

submitted by Adrian R. Lawler

futility room - Any room in the house that is always messy and out of control

e.g., That tool you are looking for? Possibly in the futility room ?

submitted by frdwick

futz - To tinker, manipulate, and modify in small ways. A pejorative term applied to manipulations that are a pain to do and really screw things up.

e.g., That stupid IT guy futzed with my machine and now it loses all my files. I'm done futzing with this project.

submitted by Nathan Hopper

futzed - The last thing you did with something in an attempt to fix it before you totally put it out of commission.

e.g., We at least were able to start the car before he futzed with it.

submitted by Annie

futzy - Prone to errors of approximation. Futzily.

e.g., I'm not certain how to estimate the distance, so I'd have to get futzy. Paul knitted futzily, while watching TV. Alcohol makes you drive futzily. A drunken driver is futzy. It's perfectly safe to guide a ship futzily when you're at sea, since there are no obstacles around. A person who acts futzy, is a putz. "She's such a putz! She's acting all futzy."

submitted by Steve

fuzy - A member of the Italian Mafia, attempting to integrate into Irish culture -- achieved by giving children traditional Irish names, the result being names such as Seán Di Fusco.

e.g., Tony Soprano moved to Ireland. He called his first child Aongheas; so Tony Soprano is a fuzy.

submitted by Lisa

fuzz - 1920s+ for police. | Trouble. | (n.) 1. Soda pop foam. (Coined by my four-year-old son years ago, analogizing the word "fizz" -- for some reason, he likened soda foam to television static, which he also called fuzz.) 2. Bubble bath foam.

e.g., Run, it's the fuzz! | "The class leader would write down the names of those making fuzz in the class and later submit it to the Director sir -- the disciplinarian." | I like to drop ice cream in my root beer and watch it make fuzz. | After a difficult day, she liked a long, hot soak in the fuzz.

submitted by Rob Rex | HD Fowler | Scott M. Ellsworth - (www)

fuzzbunny - Females, usually in Southern states of the U.S. that do that big poofy thing with their hair where they puff up the bangs with a can of hair spray.

e.g., Have you ever seen so many fuzzbunnies in one shopping mall?

submitted by Rob

fuzzbuzz - Something sooooo adorably cute it gives you warm fuzzies all over. (ED. Hmmm, sounds a bit sexual to me. Oh, well.)

e.g., That little puppy is so cute, he gives me a fuzzbuzz.

submitted by Celeste Simmons - (www)

fuzzes - A group of rodents.

e.g., Look at all the little fuzzes.

submitted by Marc Lessard

fuzzetty - Of a bad experience.

e.g., Riding that scary roller coaster was fuzzetty.

submitted by Sarah

fuzzface - The result when someone who is wearing a sweater that is fuzzy and the fuzz sticks to her face.

e.g., The green sweater will turn her into a fuzzface.

submitted by Tiffany

fuzzified - Angered, enraged. That is, becoming of or like Fuzz, who was once the angriest reptile alive. In memory of Fuzz, the gecko.

e.g., Can you believe this? That makes me totaly fuzzified.

submitted by Air Gecko

fuzzled - Much like bothered.

e.g., I can't be fuzzled.

submitted by dee

fuzzly, fuzzling - That feeling when a part of your body which has "fallen asleep" is regaining proper circulation. Rather fuzzy, and tingly, and uncomfortable.

e.g., My leg is all fuzzly right now. | Drat! I slept on my arm and now it's fuzzling.

submitted by Elaine Nash

fuzzpuddle - Hair ball.

e.g., The cat just vomited a fuzzpuddle.

submitted by Tony

fuzzy - A pleasant and catchy substitute for the f-word, as popularized by the Disney cartoon character Pepper-Ann Pierson. It is also popular amongst overworked 911 dispatchers. | A personal radar detector. Put it in your car and it will pick up police radar and warn you of how close the police cars are. Comes from the nickname for a radar detector, "fuzzbuster."

e.g., What the fuzzy is that substance leaking from that body bag? | Turn on your fuzzy if you're going to go that fast in the city.

submitted by Keyshia Owens | Aurora

fuzzy beauty - When your hair is slightly fuzzy, but it looks really beautiful anyway.

e.g., Dave: Angela's hair is sure pretty today. Bob: Yeah, she's certainy got fuzzy beauty.

submitted by Rainbow Woman

fuzzy head - Any animal with fur, usually a pet. Heard it on _The Animaniacs_.

e.g., When I get home, the fuzzy heads greet me at the door.

submitted by Lynda Williams

fwaa - A nonsensical word used as an interjection, or as a replacement for the action of shaking one.s head in response to a statement.

e.g., (In response to the phrase, "I was so busy today," replacing a physical guesture) Fwaa, me too. | (instead of "Yeah! Can you believe it" as an interjection of agreement) Fwaa! Can you believe it?!

submitted by Zoe Dagda

fwang - Unpleasant odor, usually assoicated with a person or food item.

e.g., Bob forgot to shower and has a fwang about him this morning. My fish tacos have a bit of a fwang to them, to.

submitted by Matt Pollack

fwank - A loud, percussive orchestral "hit" sample, used annoyingly for no reason in 80s pop music. The word is, since the hits sound sort of like "fwank!" Most notable examples of use: "Owner of a Lonely Heart" by Yes, and "Unforgettable Fire" by U2.

e.g., 80s pop music can be dated by the sheer number of fwanks used per song.

submitted by Ralph the Dog

fwap - A flapping slap

e.g., I chastised him: Fwap! Fwap!

submitted by Kelly Gillette

fwendsy - I guess it's kinda like a panic incident and there's a frenzy. I made it up, but I'm not sure if there's already a word like it. It's kinda like chaos with everyone freaking out.

e.g., When ants infested the cake 20 minutes before the wedding, there was a huge fwendsy.

submitted by emme

fwimple - "Dang it," in a disappointed tone.

e.g., Ty: Here, try to visit my website again. Nicky: Fwimple! It doesn't work. . . .

submitted by Nicky Ubben

fwingbapper - When hiking along a path, the lead person encounters a low tree branch across the trail. The branch is pulled forward while passing it. Letting go of the branch hits the following hiker as the branch returns across the trail. What has occurred is a fwingbapper.

e.g., I got a fwingbapper while hiking yesterday. I was following Greg up the trail, wasn't paying attention, and got too close.

submitted by Mike Cuentas

fwingbapper - Low tree barach across a trail that hits the following person as the branch snaps back into place

e.g., I got hit with a fwingbapper while hiking today

submitted by Mike Cuentas

fwinsies - The freezing winds that are let into your warm bed by other persons when they move without taking precautions to look after your warmth.

e.g., As Jason gets out of bed and lets in the freezing winds, I yell at him saying, "If I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times! DONT LET THE FWINSIES IN!"

submitted by corrie aka moontide

fwoo - (Rhymes with boo, v.) 1. to rise (or fall) at an increasingly steep slope; 2. to ricochet. (n.) 3. a sudden increase in slope (up or down); 4. a. the sound of a bullet ricochet, as in a movie about the old West, b. a ricochet. [Used by a landscape engineer in a meeting regarding the proposed treatment of a sloped area---everyone just nodded, as though it were the most ordinary word in the world...well, except me.]

e.g., There's no trouble with irrigation, but this proposed stairway can't just fwoo at the same angle as this slope. | A 100%-slope, huh? That's Forty-five degrees: What a fwoo! | In close combat, you should always beware the fwoo.

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth

fwyspam - Vehicles advertising websites, driving on the freeway.

e.g., Aaaaargh! I can't get away from spam. Fwyspam is following me around.

submitted by joel garry - (www)

fx - 1. Effects, special effects. 2. For example.

e.g., 2. "The talk is about integration being a challenge, A challenge that we have to meet not just by lazy 'tolerance of everything' but by actively helping the integration to happen and occasionally even saying NO -- fx to such things as honor killings, and any other such things that are simply not acceptable in a modern democracy."

submitted by HD Fowler

fx paradox - (n. sometimes "EE'fex") Our culture's refusal to suspend disbelief when watching movies: We insist upon well-nigh perfect special effects (i.e., we WANT to be fooled into thinking that what we see is "real"), and then we want to see how they did it (e.g., "The Making of the Lord of the Rings," "Doctor Who Confidential," or director's commentary track). The paradox: we want a permanent backstage pass: clap at the illusion, then sneak backstage and extort the secret from the magician. (Also knows as "Howell's Syndrome," after William Dean Howell's advocacy of absolute realism in turn-of-the-20th literature: Howell's believed real life should replace "romantic exaggerations" in art. This is probably the same trend that started all the ludicrous "reality tv" shows we're forever being forced to undergo.)

e.g., "I love that part in AVP where the alien almost bites Lex's face off---that is so cool." "Well, you know, Sanaa Lathan didn't like that scene because of all the drool---which was really KY Jelly, and--" "Would you can it with the FX Paradox crap and let me enjoy the show?!"

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth

fügenburger - Fiu-ghenburger. Used to denote the need for extrication from complicated situations with as much alacrity as possible. An alternative form of "Let's get the hell outta here."

e.g., Friend: The police are here. Me: Let's fügenburger.

submitted by Klaus - (www)

fynardus - A sophisticated way of referring to an argument which neither opposing force is very enthusiastic about.

e.g., I told you, Cecil. Coffee with one sugar spoon is quite enough to fill a chap with energy. Let's not go through this little fynardus again, agreed?

submitted by Andrew

fynglexia - Ytpographical errors made by switching two or more letters in a word because you're trying to type at the speed of thought during an instant message session.

e.g., You know you have fynglexia when your fingers do the walking like a drunk staggering down a drak -- err, dark, alley.

submitted by naomi - (www)

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